Dear Stew,
Like you I am an Arsenal fan, unlike you I’m really pessimistic about the team and its prospects this season and for as many seasons as I can remember. It confuses me how you remain so positive given our palpable lack of success and the vanishingly small likelihood we will fulfil our potential this year either.
Disgruntled Supporter.
Dear Disgruntled Supporter,
Thank you for your polite enquiry and for not calling me a deluded four letter word who conflates Arsène with Arsenal and suggesting I’m satisfied with fourth place every year. You know how those clichés can, in very short order, become like sand in the Vaseline. It appears to me the first significant difference between us is our definition of success. Yours seems rigid and narrow while mine is broad and flexible. These definitions are seldom intellectual positions at which we arrive after much thought, they are more visceral, instinctive and as such the differences between us are almost impossible to reconcile. It seems therefore we’d be better off trying to find common ground rather than simply exploring that which divides us. After all we both support the same team.
Stew.
Dear Stew,
How is wanting to win the league ‘rigid and narrow’? Doesn’t having a ‘broad and flexible’ definition of success simply mean you settle for second, or usually fourth, best?
Disgruntled Supporter.
Dear Disgruntled Supporter,
Allow me to explain. If failure is defined by not winning the league then since Arsenal last won it there have only been four successful teams. All others therefore have been failures. The supporters of 88 clubs have all been supporting failed teams year in year out since 2004. They can by your definition have taken no pleasure in this and all of them must be deeply depressed by the state of their club. Take my local team Bristol Rovers for example. They have enjoyed back to back promotions from Conference to League one, and yet by your definition they have been failures. That seems pretty rigid to me.
Stew
Dear Stew
But Arsenal are not Bristol Rovers, we should be winning the league.
Disgrutled Supporter
Dear Disgruntled Supporter,
How so? No team has a divine right to win anything. My point about Rovers is that their fans have enjoyed the last two seasons immeasurably. Their definition of success has been sufficiently elastic to allow them to take pleasure from every and any triumph. This is my approach to Arsenal. Last season Arsenal were deemed to have failed. Yet I can’t remember enjoying an end to a league campaign quite as much for a long time. Once the title and the cups were beyond our grasp my definition of success became the highest league finish achievable which also meant finishing above Spurs. It wasn’t what I’d hoped for at the start but by allowing myself to be flexible I felt we still had much to play for. Automatic Champion’s League qualification and maintaining Arsène’s proud record against our historic rivals. As such the final day of the season was a magical and thoroughly satisfying experience. By limiting my definition of success to the league title I would have denied myself that pleasure.
Stew
Dear Stew
So you celebrate failure, you’re happy with second best. I’m not, I’m only happy with winning, I want the best for and from my club.
Disgruntled Supporter
Dear Disgruntled Supporter
Then you are doomed to a life of unhappiness relieved only very occasionally by fleeting moments of satisfaction. I on the other hand take pleasure from every good performance, every great move, every wonderful goal, every exciting cup run whether it ends in glory or not. Oh and by the way, you might not like this but I also get to enjoy the triumphant moments when the club wins a trophy every bit as much as you do.
It’s also worth considering that however you and I define success and whatever aspects of the season we choose to celebrate, the results will be precisely the same. So who really wins here?
Stew
Dear Stew
Wow I hadn’t thought of it like that. So do you not get angry and disappointed when we lose then? How do you cope with that?
Disgruntled Supporter
Dear Disgruntled Supporter
That’s exactly the same for both of us. I feel sick, don’t want to talk about football with anyone, get bad tempered and my wife assures me I’m like a spoilt child who’s just been told his parents can’t afford to take him to Disneyland. This sometimes lasts for days.
Stew
Dear Stew
Blimey, we have more in common than I thought, except you seem to enjoy supporting Arsenal more than I do. I hope you’re wrong about these attitudes being visceral and maybe I can become more like you and actually start to enjoy my hobby of following Arsenal rather than finding it a daily burden which only makes me angry and depressed.
Tell me how do you think we’ll get on against Hull? We’ve been terrible in our last two games haven’t we? I think we should play the kids – after all they obviously want it more look how well they played against Southampton.
Disgruntled Supporter
Dear Disgruntled Supporter
The result against Watford was a massive disappointment and yes our first half display was way below the standard we’ve come to expect but we were far from terrible in the second half. The Chelsea game hinged on one significant and appalling moment when Hector was assaulted, other than that there’s no shame to losing against the form team at their home ground – look at their results against the other big sides.
Today I expect us to bounce back in style. We seldom go on a losing run, we have a hugely experienced manager who understands how to deal with these situations and we have some of the best players in the world. I for one am excited to see how the lads respond – whoever he sends out.
As to which players Arsène should pick, well I’d leave that to him if I were you.
Stew
Dear Stew
But surely I have the right to an opinion? If I think Giroud should be dropped and Welbeck unleashed I have the right to say so.
Disgruntled Supporter
Dear Disgruntled Supporter
What rights human beings do and do not have is a fascinating philisophical topic into which I fear we do not have time to delve. The problems with us fans picking teams are manifold. We do not have the information on individual fitness levels, the long term plans for the season, the combinations the boss has planned and is developing, nor how players have performed in training. Above all our theories are meaningless because they never get tested nor can we ever be held to account for them, they are, by definition, fantasies.
Speculate away by all means but the problem is if I picked my first team it would be based on my personal favourites and I would in all probability end up starting with eighteen players including some who have retired.
Stew
Dear Stew
Sometimes I think you don’t take any of this seriously enough.
Disgruntled Supporter
Dear Disgruntled Supporter
Nailed it
Stew











