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SEMI-FINAL PART 1!

Hello and how are you? Wednesday the 14th of January sees the Mighty Cannon take a short trip over to Stamford Bridge for the first leg of our clash against Chelsea FC. KO is at 8-00pm local time. Expected weather is with partly cloudy with 41% chance of rain, and temperatures of 9° (feels like 7°).

Here we are again making a bid for the Carabao Cup final, although many pundits have put the Arsenal in the driving seat for this one, my own unreliable (jelly-like) instincts are saying that Chelsea have the slight advantage (and the backing of the media?). However, one thing in our favour is at least three Chelsea old boys might get a start and an opportunity to prove they made the right decision to leave. All I hope is that if we do lose, its not by a score that leaves us without a chance in the second leg. Hopefully you feel more positive than I do!

Moises Caicedo (suspended), Mykhaylo Mudryk (doping suspension), Romeo Lavia (thigh), Levi Colwill (knee) will miss this one for rookie Liam ‘I know Arsenals weaknesses’ Rosenior’s side. Malo Gusto , Cole Palmer, Reece James  are reported to be doubtful ( and didn’t play in the FAC tie) but I reckon that we shall see them all starting…

For the Gun, Max Dowman (ankle), Piero Hincapie (thigh), Riccardo Calafiori (muscle), Cristhian Mosquera (ankle) won’t make the line-ups come KO.  William Saliba, Leandro Trossard seemed doubtful, which I hope is dark arts rather than serious.

I barged in on the boys at Statto HQ and whilst they were debating the Tate-Birch conjecture, looked up from grappling with the problems concerning the ring of integers of a number field and then told me the stats: Arsenal FC have been given a 42.6% chance of victory whilst Chelsea have been given 29.4%.

Next up, a visit to Nottingham as we take on Forest. So until then, COYG!

Mills

Chelsea have a boat load of very good players and it goes without saying that this is their best chance of silverware this season. From what I’ve seen, admittedly under a now gone manager, they can be fluid and expansive from time to time.

It’s a semi final away from home, so it shouldn’t be anything but difficult, I expect it will be just that. I’m of the opinion that we do indeed have bigger fish to fry and we should keep our best ingredients for those dishes. I’ll be happy to come away with a draw and fight another day, in our own backyard.

This could be a good game, enjoy.

Pedantic Gearge.

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OF POMPEY AND CIRCUMSTANCE!

Hello and how are you. The 11th of January will see the Mighty Cannon make another trip down to the south coast this time to Hampshire as they take on Portsmouth at Fratton Park in the 3rd rd. of the FAC. Kick off is at local time, and expected weather is cloudy with temps of °8 ( feels like -6°) and 51% chance of rain.

Well, after the sub-par performance against Liverpool, the FAC gives a chance of a PL breather for Arteta and co. Certainly, we will see a few changes in the changing room. I’m really interested in what George and yourselves have to say about this game, personally I expect us to win, but I felt the same against Liverpool, and at the back of my mind is a little worry that for many years Arsenal just haven’t been that committed to the FAC?

The cup can be an odd one especially at this stage, so league standings might not shed any insight at all, Portsmouth are hovering just above the Championship relegation zone- and on their last outing had a 5-0 mauling.

Last time we lost at Fratton Park in any seriousness was in the early spring of 1958. I’m sure the Positively Arsenal long-beards will recall us playing against Portsmouth on the way to the final in 1971 ( a 1-1 draw at FP and then winning 4-3 at Highbury), while all of us can remember the match back in 2004 when the Arsenal beat them 5-1 with an Henry masterclass. If he plays I wish such a performance on Big Vik who needs something to boost his confidence and some service from the wings…

One thing is, we won’t be wearing the cursed white kit!

Unavailable for the Gunners are Cristhian Mosquera (ankle), Max Dowman (ankle) Riccardo Calafiori (muscle), whilst Kai Havertz ( fitness), Piero Hincapie (muscle) are looking doubtful. Mosquera may be back for the 14th though.

For Pompey,  Mark Kosznovszky (knee), Florian Bianchini (knee), Hayden Matthews (ankle),Callum Lang (hamstring), Josh Knight (back), Thomas Waddingham (thigh) Josh Murphy (hamstring),  Connor Ogilvie (knee),are unable to play while Colby Bishop is doubtful with a ankle injury.

Our chums at Statto HQ looked up from playing D+D and declared that they have given Portsmouth 8.7% chance of victory and Arsenal a 76.2% chance of victory with harmony.

Next up a semi-final clash in the League Cup at Stamford bridge and Chelsea. So COYG!

Mills

Well Mills, I think we will make loads of changes, those that come in will be desperate to impress ,Arteta will be desperate to show us that his teams can be better that watching paint dry and we will batter them.

That’s what I think.

Pedantic George.

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ANOTHER BIG ONE!

Hello and how you? Thursday the 7th of January sees the Mighty Cannon host Merseysiders Liverpool FC. KO at the Emirates is at 8.00pm UK time, expected weather is partly cloudy, with temps at 6° (feels like -3 °).

So here we go, a chance to avenge the painful defeat on Merseyside earlier in the season. To come out victorious from this game would be massive for Arsenal, especially in view of the results last night. I expected Liverpool to crank up their game, as a loss will mean them slipping further away from any title aspirations they have. 

Missing for the Gunners are Mosquera( ankle), Young Gun Dowman (ankle) and Ricco (awkward), and apparently Kai is still doubtful for this one.

Missing for the Scousers be  Salah ( AFCON), Leoni (ACL), Endo (ankle) and Isak (leg). Ekitike is doubtful through muscle injury, but we shall see.

Having  watched Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night, Statto HQ handed over the Belch and Augecheeked stats: The Arsenal have been given a 60.6% chance of winning and the Merseysiders 17.2%.

Next up cup drama for the Arsenal, Portsmouth away in the third round of the FAC and then neighbours Chelsea in the semi-final of the Carabao cup. So COYG! 

Mills

Huge game and massive opportunity certainly. Should we win it’s an 8 point gap over City. However, even if the worst should happen, we will still be 5 points clear and we have played the champions twice, we can’t lose to them again. My prediction is that no matter what happens tonight, City and Villa will drop more points between now and the end of the season, than we do. I’m the most confident of winning the title as I’ve been since 04/05…………………………oh.

Pedantic George.

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GO SOUTH, YOUNG MEN!

Hello and how are you? The 3rd of January 2026 sees the Mighty Cannon make a visit to the south coast of England to do battle with Bournemouth AFC at the Vitality stadium. KO is at 5.30pm (UK time) and expected weather is partly cloudy with temps of 1° ( feels like -6° ).

So, the Arsenal go south after a rousing defeat of top-of the table challengers, Aston Villa. A victory which gave everybody a glimmer of what could be, come May. However, until then it’s a tough climb up the north face of our Premier League mountain scramble for the summit, and we start at basecamp 1 against Bournemouth. As George pointed out in the last preview, the longer we lead the pack, the more massive each game becomes, and although the Villa game gave us a bit of a swagger its important to concentrate on each game as it comes and not start dreaming of frolics in Maytime?

The Cherries are no wins in ten, although they made an impressive draw with Chelsea last time out, but Ben Gannon-Doak (thigh), Veljko Milosavljevic (knee), Tyler Adams (knee) are all AWOL and the big question mark hangs over Antoine Semenyo (transfer? could be his last game?), Lewis Cook (neck), Ryan Christie (knee).

Declan looks like he will sit this one out too ( but the Villa game underlined the depth and quality of our squad?), also Riccardo Calafiori and Cristhian Mosquera will also be absent, as will Max Dowman. Gabriel Magalhaes (cramp), I’m sure will be back, as really, he was just listening to the Cramps. And who can blame him?

Although still hung-over from their New Years party, the boys at Statto HQ handed over the facts and figures: Bournemouth have been given a 15.9% chance of winning and the Arsenal 63.4 %. Next up, we entertain our old pals Liverpool at Ashburton Grove for the late fixture on the 9th of January. So COYG!

Mills

Uther than the front 3 I would expect the same starting line up from the Villa game. It would be easy to go with Trossard and Sake again, but I feel they could be on the bench as “finishers”. Jesus and Havertz will need some minutes, so maybe we could see them sharing the 90?. I wouldn’t like to wager much on the reality of my opinion mind. The line up will tell us quite a bit about what rotation we might see from here on in. I “hope” our great squad strength is used for more than just cover for injuries, nut we will see.

Enjoy the game friends.

Pedantic George.

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Villa Pt. 2

Hello and how are you? Tuesday the 30th of December sees the Mighty Cannon play out its last game for 2025, this time against title- contenders Aston Villa. KO at the Emirates is at 8.15pm. Expected weather is partly cloudy and the temperature is 4°(feels like 1°).

So the Arsenal go into this game having played relatively well against Brighton, but also wasted way too many chances, and I’m sure they will look to rectifiy that and show the third placed Villa what we can do if we put our minds to it, in what promises to be a very exciting game.

The Lions are on eleven straight wins after an amazing come back against Chelsea. Arteta’s boys need to keep their eyes on dangermen Watkins, McGinn and Rogers. Jadon Sancho has also looked good. But then after the match up on the 6th, we don’t really need any reminders, yet the Arsenal are unbeaten in five since that last-second loss.

Great to see Gabriel back (how much we’ve missed both him and Mosquera) but I also hope Saka finds his shooting boots soon and that big Vic can get more in the back of the net, he needs it as much as we do. Who knows who the Gunners might bring in this transfer window?

Ben White (hamstring), Cristhian Mosquera (ankle), Kai Havertz (knee), Max Dowman (ankle) will sit this one out for the Cannon, whilst Evann Guessand (Africa cup of nations), Ross Barkley (knee), Tyrone Mings (thigh), Pau Torres (calf), Matty Cash (suspended), Boubacar Kamara (suspended)are all unavailable for the Villains. However, I’m reading that Kai might be back for this one… Mosquera and White should be ready for the Forest game. Timber! might be also return having sat it out against Brighton, after landing awkwardly in the penalty shoot out against Palace.

I hunted down the boys at Statto HQ who were buying fireworks for New Years, and they offered me a cracker statto-wise: The Arsenal are at 63.3% for a win and Villa are on 14.7%. That’s it for 2025, and I wish you all a “Guten Rutsch!” into 2026. Next up an away-day on the south coast against Bournemouth. So COYG!
Mills

One thing about sitting top of the tree with City on our coattails is that every game becomes a massive game. Especially wen that game is against the team sitting in third place with a manager that seems to have a hex on our boss. The good news is that after this evening, we don’t have to play them again. I’m a bit of a coward and to be honest, this game scares the pants off of me.

Every game seems like it takes a pint of blood to get over the winning line, although we control most games, often dominating, the score lie never seems to reflect said domination. I saw a statistic that in recently we hve have an open play xG of almost 10 but only scored one goal. The good news is that this anomaly can’t last, it will even out and we will start scoring more goal if we maintain our chance creation. Let’s hope that tonight is the night that balance is restored, a comfortable will will make a “happy new year” an easier get.

Enjoy the game and I’ll see you all next year.

Pedantic George.

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THE RETURN OF THE CANNON!

Hello and how are? Having traversed the multiverses of Yuletide gluttony, Saturday the 27th of December sees the Mighty Cannon swing back in Premier League action, this time against Brighton & Hove Albion at Ashburton Grove. KO is at 3.00pm UK time. Expected weather is cloudy with temps at 8° (feels like 1°) and 0% chance of rain.

AWOL for Areta are Ben White (hamstring), Cristhian Mosquera (ankle), Gabriel Magalhaes (thigh or hamstring depending on which outlet you read), Kai Havertz (knee), Max Dowman (ankle), whilst Piero Hincapie (shoulder), Gabriel Martinelli (knock) look like the unlikely lads. But I have heard it whispered in the whispering gallery that Kai’s back in training, so hopefully we can see him in action against Villa?

Non-flyers for Herzuler’s heroes are, Stefanos Tzimas (knee), Adam Webster (knee), Solly March (knee), Carlos Baleba (Africa Cup of nations).

The Seagulls are in 9th in the PL: W6 D6 L5 F25 A23. City plays first tomorrow in the lunchtime game against Forest so we could be trailing again going into this one. Which hopefully we can use to our advantage.

Our chums at Statto HQ, despite having lost all their money at the Boxing Day races, handed over a crumple peice of paper with the match stas on. They give The Arsenal a 68.3% chance of winning and Brighton 12.7%.

Next up the Villains, at ours, and time for revenge. So until then, COYG!

Mills

Well Christmas cheer has flooded over our fanbase, well most of them, and the doom of City snapping at our coattails is somehow less daunting, despite it still being only a two point gap. Now I’m qwll aware that Mikel’s risk adverse physiology has many of us wit nagging doubts, especially as City seem to be committed to scoring their way past us, well time will tell. No point us crying too hard as there is zero chance of him changing, and rightly so I believe, because one must have belief in yourself if you want to achieve great things. In the end he will live or die on his decisions.

I’m quietly confident that the returns of Jesus and Havertz will add more flair and goals organically within the constraints of Arteta’s system.

Enjoy the game and the rest of your holiday period.

Pedantic George.

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TAKE IT, EZE!

Hello and how are you? Tuesday the 23rd of December sees the Mighty Cannon in action again, this time we host a Christmas bash at Ashburton Grove in our QF Carabao cup game against FA cup holders Crystal Palace. KO is at 8.pm UK time. Expected weather is 7° (feels like 0 to-1°). Partly cloudy and 19% chance of rain.

As the Gunners top domestic and euro leagues we now go in search of silverware. Of all the competitions that we can take part in the League Cup is the one we have the oddest relationship with, one certainly we’ve not really excelled in, at least in comparison to other clubs? It would be great of we could lift the Carabao cup and lighten up the Arsenal barracks. Palace come into this one having been trounced by Leeds, their league form has been dropping off a bit (but in touch with Europa League chances in 8th place), winless in three, with nine goals conceded, so I’m sure they are hoping to turn things around and go further in this competition. Previous meetings: 59 Arsenal wins: 36 Draws: 17 defeats.

Gabriel Magalhaes,Cristhian Mosquera, Max Dowman and Ben White are Christmas-crocked.But it will be sure interesting to see who Areteta picks.
For Palace, Ismaila Sarr, Daichi Kamada and Daniel Munoz will be absent and aren’t glad all over, neither are Rio Cardines, Cheick Doucoure, Caleb Kporha and Chadi Riad who will also be absent. Theres all sorts of speculation about Mateta (and his on-going knee injury) and Eddie being dropped, but to be honest I haven’t a clue, so we shall see.

Statto HQ stopped and looked up from creating extensive lists about the possiblities in advanced vectors and gave us the stats. The Arsenal are at 60.6% and Palace have been given 16.1 %. Well thats it, wishing everyone at PA a great and safe Christmas. And of course, COYG!
Mills

Top of the PL and CL at Christmas, no one, and I mean no Arsenal fam is unhappy with that. However, a good few are unhappy with our style of play. It’s slow and safe for the most part. Now, that wont matter a jot if it brings us silverware, but if it doesn’t, people will bemoan us not trying to score more than one goal in tight games. Our tendency to hang on has already cost us dear at Sunderland and and Villa then almost again against an awful Wolves team, it could have happened again at Everton. We are skating on thin ice. This is how Arteta wants us to play, control possession and be ultra solid in defence. we have to accept that, like it or not, but what I can’t accept is the players getting blamed for it.

Now, I’m not moaning, just pointing out that it’s our risk adverse manager insisting that the players follow his risk adverse instructions.

Anyway, I expect a good few changes tomorrow and a more open game that should lift us before we all dig into our Turkey and mince pies. Which I hope you all enjoy.

Pedantic George

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VAUXHALL VIVA?

Hello and how are you? Saturday the 20th of December sees the Mighty Cannon take a trip up to Merseyside to play against Everton FC in our first match at Everton’s shiny new stadium at the re-claimed Bramley Moore dock, the famous Hill-Dickson stadium (52,769). KO is at 21.00pm central Euro-time (8.00pm UK time) Expected weather is 7° (feels like-3°) and 3% chance of rain.

As we play the first of of our two games this side of Yule, we go to the Vauxhall area of Liverpool to play Everton. It been interesting to watch the construction of the stadium by drone over the last years.

Everton are currently 9th( W7 D3 L6 F18 A 19) and Moyes’ rejuvenation at their new home has been a tonic for Everton, as they are currently only four points off fourth. Last season the Toffees held us to several draws. Dang! Goodison wasn’t always a great hunting ground for us in recent years, so hopefully we can change that? You betchya!

Ben White (hamstring) Cristhian Mosquera (ankle), Gabriel Magalhaes (thigh), Kai Havertz (knee) and Max Dowman (ankle) are all crocked. Calafiori will miss the game through suspension. Grrr!

Iliman Ndiaye and Idrissa Gueye are missing due to apperances at the Africa Cup of Nations. Dewsbury-Hall is out with a hamstring injury he picked up against Chelsea. Jarrad Branthwaite (thigh) and Seamus Coleman (hamstring) will also not play for Everton. So potentially tougher injuries for them rather than us?

Our chums at Statto HQ were angry when I interrupted them eating sushi however they did hand over the latest predictions. Everton have a 16.7% chance of winning while Arsenal have a straight 59%. Next up its jingle balls against Crystal Palace in the Carabao Cup. So COYG!

Mills

This is a very big game, make no mistake, we are in a slump. Not so much results wise, but definitely performance wise. The media knives were out for Victor from the off, and it could be affecting him?

I feel we have been missing Trossard more than people want to admit, Our Captain seems to struggle when coming back from a lay off, and Eze is hit and miss, with more misses than hits of late.

I feel we need a convincing performance and a comfortable win, just to stop the collective jitters that seem to be setting in. Here’s hopping!

Pedantic George

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THE WOLVES ARE RUNNING!

Hello and how are you? Saturday the 13th of December sees the Mighty Cannon host a visit from the west midlanders Wolverhampton Wanderers. KO is at 21.00pm Central European time (8.00pm UK time). Expected weather is and temps are 8° (feels like 6°) with 1 % chance of rain.

As we head deeper into Yuletide, perhaps Abner Brown is still seeking out the box of delights, and we are told that the wolves are running… and at this moment, down into the Championship. Poor Wolves are struggling like perhaps no PL side before, with only two points from fifteen games and on a n,n,n nineteen game losing streak. 

I’m sure Rob Edwards boys aren’t looking forward to a visit at our camp, especially after the glorious-goals victory in mid week over Club Brugge?

Although we all enjoyed the tonic of winning, our euro excursion was an interesting game to watch for the new combinations possibilities and risky eccentric substitutions and returns to the starting eleven. Some of which we may see again this Saturday?

Historical heads of Arsenal and Wolves smashed together has resulted in: P 126  Arsenal wins 66 draws 28.

Max Dowman, Kai Havertz, Gabriel Magalhaes, Cristhian Mosquera will sit this one out for the Gunners, and Trossard, Timber! Young Willie and Mr Rice may all miss out too depending on last minute assessments and Artetas sly and secretive selective gambits?

Bellegarde is a doubt for Wolves, as is Rodrigo Gomes (groin), Marshall Munetsi (calf) and Daniel Bentley (ankle). Fer Lopez looks like making a full come back and Joao Gomes is back from suspension. Kay Harker may well be on the subs bench.

Statto HQ gave PA a gift wrapped box for Christmas, and inside were the stats for the game: Arsenal have an 84.4% chance of winning and Wolves 4%. After this, a trip up to Merseyside and a visit to Everton and their shiny new stadium. So COYG!

Mills

The meltdown if we don’t trounce Wolves will be epic. Me? I’ll be happy with a comfortable win, 2 or 3 nil and let’s see how the other results go. Enough of the squad is playing for a starting spot to stop any sort of casualness creeping in. So there’s not a lot to say about this game as it “should be a regulation 3 home points.

Pedantic George.

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CLUBBING IN BRUGGE!

Hello and how are you? Wednesday the 10th of December sees the Mighty Cannon take a trip to Bruges, Belgium as Arsenal play against Club Brugge KV at the Jan Breydl stadium (capacity of 29,042) in the next of our Champions League games. KO off is at  21.00pm Central European time (8.00pm UK time) and expected weather is cloudy with 10° C (feels like 6°) and 0-1% chance of rain.

Well after the last second loss to Aston Villa I’m sure we are all hoping for a convincing victory against Club Brugge to cheer us up. A victory would all but confirm us in the last 16 and we have already have made it to the play-off phase if all should go acki-kacki.

in our remaining three games.

134 yr old Royal Brugge have been struggling domestically in the Jupiler Pro League (down to third place W10 D2 L2 F24 A17 and have only won one in the last four) and in the CL, although their only point in the CL was a respectable one grabbed from Barca in a 3-3 draw. The Blauw-zwarts lie in 26th and are W1 D1 L3 F8 A13.

As  I mentioned in the forum, Club Brugge have let go of Nicky Hayen (manager since March 2024) and replaced him with Croatian Ivan Leko, poached from Gent, who seemed to be themselves shocked by the change. ” oi! who said you could do that?”

Cristhian Mosquera (ankle) and Gabriel Magalhaes (thigh) are both out, young Willie Saliba (knock) remains a doubt (dang!) and Riccardo Calafiori was limping at the end at Villa Park, so who knows? Mr Rice and Mr Merino must tread a delicate path as if either see yellow they will miss the match against Inter.

Sitting this one out for FCB are goalkeepers Simon Mignolet (overstretching) and Nordin Jackers (rib fracture) both players missed the weekend’s defeat against St Truiden.

Bruges centre-back Zaid Romero (back), midfield men Lynnt Audoor (muscle) and Ludovit Reis (shoulder) and striker Romeo Vermant (concussion) will also miss this clash.

Our euro-friendly chums at Statto HQ have give the Arsenal a 71.4% chance of winning, and Club Brugge a mere 11.1%. Next up for the Gunners, a home tie against Wolves in a late Saturday KO. So COYG!

Mills

It doesn’t take much to dent the confidence of our fanbase, one defeat after 18 unbeaten games and apparently City will run away with the league? Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

I have to believe our bad run with injuries will come to an end, logic tells us that we won’t continue to to have the most injuries in the division, the law of averages must kick in. We will have 4 or 5 “like a new player” back for the second half , that has to put us in an even stronger position than we already are.

And by the way, City are not the City of 3 or 4 years ago. Keep the faith. CARMON ARSENAL, as Frank used to say.

Pedantic George