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LIFES A RIOT WHEN ITS BOT V BOT?

Hello and how are you? Sorry for the blackout, I got ill and then just simply had enough of writing. I tip my hat to all those who can write about matches even at the basic level like I’ve been doing this season, for the whole season.

In various forms of cranky delirium, I thought about many things, most of which weren’t much more than kack. One thing I always get stuck on is the problem of liberty, what it is, who holds its meaning and who forces its application? There are different types of liberty, and it clashes with other important practices, like justice and equality. It really is a minefield and perhaps one of the problems is not being able to hold more than one idea to solve any problem at anytime?

When Ilya and Emilia Kabakov came out of the east and described their lives, some went mad, some ran away, and others noted the failings of yet another utopian idea. They then set their lives into the discussion around utopia, and how good intentions pave a road to hell. Of course, I understand some people like hell. I hate modernist architecture, it gives me the fear, as I was born into it.

Other people who were more privileged than I, criticised this in me, as they loved it, but when they moved to the bull rings in Hulme it was a choice, a choice to experience those social set ups, and take the consequences thus, but when its imposed on you that a different matter? Were those architects out of touch with the people it was built for originally, but did it work better for more middle-class people ( that was the status of the people I knew who lived there) or a certain personality type? Was it just historical bad timing? I don’t know I don’t have any answers except maybe to how organise my back garden’s layout, and even that is in constant flux due to endless cause and effect?

In fact, I wondered if by carrying utopian ideas as we can’t live by them (according to Moore himself), we immediately create a dystopia everywhere we go? But can we even get away from dystopia as we can’t live in utopia, but could we break through and put both ideas in the bin? But what then leads humanity? Various forms of problems? But which idea will solve this problem, the blood shed of the 20th century witnessed the imposition of a single ideas with a vast culling of human life. One thing for sure, my observations and ideas of life and how I would like it won’t be right for billions of others? And yet in an online world that is increasingly being taken over by bots and their programmed variable concepts, I miss the human, the ability to be fallible. Losing the League Cup final against Birmingham to the defensive catastrophe was horrible for us, but was wonderland for Blues fans?

At the end of last season I said I thought the world of blogs was dying and the vlog reigned supreme. I still think that, but what I didn’t get until recently is this; even if you hate what I write even if you dislike my opinions, it’s better to have that communication, a truly human communication rather than a programmed (sterile?) manipulative idea that’s destroying the online life, it is often in the YT comments merely bot versus bot?

Human fallibility, wasabi, we might laugh at these things and even lives can be destroyed by them, but they are us. Of course, I understand that bots are too, and the whole natural/unnatural argument, but without its own consciousness is the bot basically not much more than a lie? But then how do we define lies in an almost totally politically charged world when lies are de-rigour? Wtf is truth anyway? I can’t see how we get to any kind of objectivity without the human conditioned and struggling personality being intwined with it.

So where does that leave this piece? Without hope? Without a point? What is the point of life? But accepting that perfection has a tyrannical side, does that not open a doorway to more hope? Maybe not for some but maybe they have to accept that they must also suffer? But then imperfection also creates suffering? What doesn’t create suffering? Bliss here is suffering there and suffering here is bliss there? Are they the same?

Oddly why are laughing at any notion of unfairness, as if its infantile and immature to fit for fairness? But then one person’s idea of fairness is another’s unfairness..? It doesn’t end, so perhaps often squeezing a single idea into many problems doesn’t work? But I will take all the groping difficulties of human kind ( within reason) over a programmed idea that can’t evolve? It might not apparent at any singular point but evolution does carry a strange hope with it, but is it utopian? How we imposed the utopian as a human idea on the natural evolutionary process? If everything was perfect how would it look? Is there universal perfectionism when all we know are simple binary systems? How should I know? But I do see all of these problems and dilemmas in the world of planet Arsenal, online.

And with that The Arsenal take a trip over to Nord Rhein Westphalia to play against Bayer 04 Leverkusen in the first of the knock-out matches in the Champions League. 

Bayer are currently 6th in the Bundesliga. They have gone 12 games with one defeat in all competitions. Bayer also have a solid defence, and Grimaldo and Schick are dangermen to watch out for. Die Werkself have drawn with Newcastle and beaten Man City (at City) already this season, and apparently have no fear of the Mighty Cannon.

Statto HQ has another view, Bayer Leverkusen have been given 16.7% chance of winning and Arsenal 60.6%.

Next up Everton at the Emirates. So COYG!

Mills

Thanks Mills, that was different, interesting and informative, although I have yo admit that some of it was beyond my paygrade, like who the hell are Ilya and Emilia Kabakov?

Right, we march on in all 4 competitions that we could have one when the season kicked off, so do City by the way, but at the moment they are at the back of our column.

I suspect this tie will be more difficult than many of our fans think, but even so I expect us to progress. On a personal note, as we get nearer the finishing line on all four fronts I find it increasingly difficult to be critical of Arteta’s set up and playing style. Of course I long for peek Wengerball, but Mikel could no more feed us that than Arsene could have stopped entertaining us. It doesn’t matter how much backing Arteta has had in the transfer market or how how little I have enjoyed watching most of our games, if Arteta picks up some of those titles, the bigger the better, all will be forgiven and most us us will say “roll on next season”.

Pedantic George.

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THE NEIGHBOURS!

Hello and how are you? Sunday the 22nd of February sees the Mighty Cannon go east and up the Seven Sisters road for a clash with our favourite best friends, Tottenham Hotspur FC. KO at the Lane is at 4.30pm local time. Expected weather is partly cloudy, temps at 13° (feels like 12° ) and between 1 and 6%  chance of rain.

I have nothing to add to this one, especially after the interesting posts on the blog this week, we all know what’s played out and what’s forming before us. Aspects of the media are setting us up for a fall, but I’m sure Arteta and Co have other ideas.

Missing for the Arsenal are: looks everyone’s potentially available, except long termer Merino. 

Missing for the Spuds are: Wilson Odobert (ALC) Pedro Porro (thigh), Dejan Kulusevski (knee), James Maddison (ACL), Mohammed Kudus (thigh), Kevin Danso (ankle), Destiny Udogie (thigh), Lucas Bergvall (ankle), Ben Davies (ankle) and Rodrigo Bentancur (thigh), Cristian Romero (suspended). Doubtful is Richarlison and Solanke, but I think the latter will be back for this one.

The lads at Statto HQ were on their way to a large comic con and were attired in various styles of cosplay but still handed over the predictions: Tottenham Hotspur FC, Middlesex, 16.2 % chance of winning.  Arsenal FC, North London, 60.9% chance of winning. Next up a holiday for the lads in Dubai and then Chelsea at ours. So COYG!

Mills

Our assault on the league seems to have gone from a Blitzkrieg to a Rorke’s Drift since Christmas. Kicking the proverbial out of Arteta and some of the new scapegoat players will do nothing to help our cause, but insisting the Sun is out when we are getting soaked to the bone, doesn’t seem too smart either. If anything good came from the fans and media murdering Wengerball on a budget, it’s that the horrible pain of defeat has, for me, been relegated to a dull ache. We used to play in a way that made me proud of Arsenal, win lose or draw. I know that often we were poor, but we always tried to me entertaining , brave and good. We had players that I adored, Arshavin, Cesc, Rosicky, Santi, Jack, Aaron etc. But those days are now just a beautiful memory and all the longing wont bring it, or anything approaching it back.

All we can do is support what we have, in whatever way we as individuals choose, and make the most of it. We might enjoy it less, but somehow we should at very least, try to get some joy from our hobby. If we can’t do that, perhaps it’s time of a new hobby, Knitting perhaps?

Games don’t get much bigger than this in my opinion, so enjoy what you can my friends. The run in will tell us as much about US, as it will about the team and our dear leader.

Pedantic George.

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WIGAN.

Hello and how are you? Sunday the 15th of February sees the Mighty Cannon host Wigan Athletic in the next round of the FA Cup. KO at the Emirates is at 4.30pm, local time. Expected weather is cloudy with temps at 7° ( feels like 4°) and 79% of rain in the first half and 16% in the second.

So, a chance for a few changes and some musical chairs for the squad, what with the next round of the FAC, and its magic (which is code that everyone outside of planet Arsenal will be hoping we lose)and hopefully a victory that we could all do with. The last thing we need is to go to penalties! But I’m sure 22nd place League One Wigan will be aiming for that?

Missing for the Gunners are: Merino, Dowman ( good to see him back in training) and Mr. Havertz. Undoubtedly doubtful are; Saliba! and Odegaard.

Missing for Wigan are: Adeeko, Robinson, McHugh, and doubtful is James Carragher.

I checked in with the heads at statto  HQ and they calculated this Arsenal have an 89.4% chance of winning and Wigan a mere 2.9%. Next up a clash with struggling Wolves at theirs and then it’s Them at the Shack. SO COYG!

Mills

This game should be about as easy as it gets. Wigan are not very good, we are at home and everyone that starts will be a good player desperate to impress. There really isn’t much more to say on the subject, should be fun.

Pedantic George.

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BRENTFORD!

Hello and how are you?  Thursday 12th of February sees Arsenal make a short trip over to the beehive to take on Brentford at the Gtech Community centre stadium. KO is at  8.00pm local time and weather conditions will be partly cloudy with temps at 7°

Missing for Arsenal are Havertz, Dowman, Saka, Odegaard, Merino and Trossard is a doubt.

Missing for Brentford are Kevin Schade, Reiss Nelson, Antoni Milambo, Fabio Carvalho, Josh Dasilva,

Statto HQ reckoned up the reckonings and have given Brentford a 19.2% chance of winning and Arsenal a 56.5%. Next up 4th rnd of the FA Cup versus Wigan. And for those in the know: Kölle  Alaaf!

Mills

The heat is on, we go into this game just 3 points clear of City and we have yet to play them at their gaff. Key players missing only adds to the jeopardy. When the going gets tough the tough either get going or collapse like a pack of cards because it turns out they weren’t tough to begin with. Well we might find out tonight which camp we are in. Do we go there and look to play no risk football and eek out a win, or to we go with our Champions League hat on and open up? I suspect the former but hope against hope for the latter.

I don’t know just how big this game is on the seemingly endless list of big game we seem to have, but it seems pretty big to me. I was of a mind that City were not good enough to go on the kind of run that would derail our 22 year quest for glory, but the 2 transfer window additions and their recent results have shaken that confidence, and my yellow streek is on display for all to see.

Pedantic George.

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SUNDERLAND!

Hello how are you?  Saturday the 7th of February sees the Mighty Cannon host a visit from Wearside and Sunderland AFC. KO is at 3.00pm local, with  partly cloudy weather, temps at 11° ( feels like 5°) and 41% chance of rain.

So, as we swim through the waves of negativity and lies “even if Arsenal win the league nobody will remember it as they are so boring” and through the spoilt ‘banter’ of “all that money and you’re still only second” etc we face Sunderland. It could be said that the match last November up on Wearside was out first blip, as we came out of the match with a draw, so now we have a chance to put that moment away and keep building the momentum.

 Sometimes I worry in our age of fragile ego, and desperate glory hunting that any fault will have such tremors of negativity that it could affect the team badly? But voices like mine are less and less needed or wanted in the lie of clear cut (binary) analysis and so slowly I find myself taking a back seat and just watch the parade. What can I do?

The cat shall mew and the dog have its day, but all things change…if there is a single answer, how does this look in the face of flux and mutation? Personally, any talk of the quadruple goes against us and plays into the hands of undermining agendas of those who wish us to fail, and those are the true dark arts, if there are any? If it happens they X4 great if not, then perhaps it could be considered how difficult such an achievement is? One step at a time? Some  negative perspectives might show us how it is, but positive attitudes potentially show how it can be?

Bukayo Saka (hip) and Martin Odegaard (unspecified) and Mr. Merino are out and about, Timber! at this moment looks unlikely, but we finally have a great squad and coverage.

For the Black Cats, who are aiming for the Euro spots are missing our old friend Xhaka (phew! the last thing we wanted was some kind of revenge?). The Mackem’s are doing well with their last three matches going unbeaten, so time to stomp out that one.

Statto HQ delivered an encrypted message that revealed that the Arsenal have been designated 76.8% chance of winning and Sunderland 7.6%. Next up a trip over to Brentford. So COYG!

Mills

Xhaka being missing is fantastic news for us, I think he’s been the best midfielder in the league this season. Now I understand that people are screaming “RICE” at their screen right now, and everyone is entitled to their opinion, but know this……………..You are wrong.

A win will put us 9 points ahead of City and with them having to go across Lancashire to a revitalised Liverpool, I suspect it will be 9 points come Sunday evening, That will be massive, given that City are realistically the only team that can stop us winning the holy grail come May.

So come on Mikel, handbrake off, let’s show the world we are not afraid to win.

Pedantic George.

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SEMI-FINAL PART 2!

Hello and how are you? Tuesday the 3rd of February sees the Mighty Cannon host the second leg of the Carabao Cup semi-final against our neighbours Chelsea FC. KO at the Emirates is at 8.00pm local time. Expected weather is cloudy and rainy ( 27-62% chance of a downpour) and temps are at °5 ( feels like °-4 ).

So, the Gunners go into this game with a 3-2 lead from the first leg and a nice victory against Leeds Utd under our belts. Great to see Jésus and The Vik on the scoreline, and the Zube making up for the mistake against United.

Young Max, Messrs. Merino and Saka are all missing from action for us, and Chelsea have Reece James, Marc Cucurella, Joao Pedro and Wesley Fofana returning after the rotations versus West Ham, awol with the Blues are Adarabioyo , Colwill, Lavia, Essugo, Gittens and Muydrk who is still suspended.

I snuck into Statto HQ and they calculated on the Super Computer that the Arsenal have a 56.5% chance of winning, and Chelsea 19.8%. Next up, a clash with the Mackems, like. So COYG!

Mills

The mood among fans seems to be up and down like a fiddlers elbow, Up, I like up, and it’s up up and away following the weekend results. Saka’s average form and there now being a credible stand in, lessens the loss of him and the absence of Merino gives Christian Nørgaard , who I rate and think has been good in his limited opportunities, a fighting chance.

One goal and home advantage should be more than enough, but you never know and there’s many a slip tween Carabao Cup and mouth.

Enjoy the game people.

Pedantic George.

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ELLAND ROAD!

Hello and how are you? Saturday the 31st of January sees the Mighty Cannon take a trip to the Western marches of Yorkshire to take on 16th -placed Leeds Utd at Elland Road. KO is at 3.00pm local time. Expected weather is partly cloudy with temps at 7°  (feels like 2°) and 11 % chance of rain.

So here we go again, back in the PL, and up to our old 70s /late 90s rivals Leeds. Although Leeds have struggled away from home, they’ve turned Elland Road into something of a fortress, with only two losses all season. Of course, much expectancy is now resting on Mr Havertzs’ shoulders, and if he plays as well as he did against the lads from Almaty, Leeds better watch out?

 We really could do with a win after the draw at Forest and the high-blood pressure loss against United. One thing I personally got from the United game was that at this moment I wish we could have some clearer laws (handball-ball/offside/ and holding at corners), the more unclear elements are, the more we have discrepancies, game to game and the long inquisition from VAR. 

This creates too much bitterness and tension, plus don’t get me wrong, VAR is important and there will always be problems with how to interpretate fouls/cards etc but in some areas by changing the laws to make them more simplistic might make for easier judgements? What do you think? In the days of yore, it would have made an interesting article / discussion? 

Secondly, if you’re reading this via a server or on twitter etc and not a regular on the forum, can I ask you to please drop in and leave some thoughts, a blog without an diverse interactive forum is like taking a leak in the sea to make it deeper, absurd and pretty much a waste of time. So please come on with your thoughts about the Gunners this season, it really would helps us keep going and in recent weeks its been a really struggle, with PA demise looking likely, something I’m sure many of us don’t want?

Looks like Young Gun Dowman is the only one missing for us, but I’m sure we will have a massive amount of changes after the Kairat game. Leeds played without Daniel James, Gabriel Gudmundsson and Jaka Bijol in the 1-1 draw with Everton, but James and Gudmundsson aren’t ruled out of this one. 

I headed over to Statto and they left a note on the door saying that the Arsenal have a 61.9% chance of victory, and Leeds have a 15.5 % chance. Next up the return leg of the Carabao Cup semi-final against Chelsea. So COYG!

Mills

We need a win and a good performance, and not mostly for the fans, the players must not start doubting themselves of the system.

Arteta and the players have had a “clear the air”, just what that will achieve is anyone’s guess, I suppose it will have been Mikel insisting that he wont change anything and the players must score more from the limited chances our system coughs up. Now that might sound like a moan up from me, but it’s not at all, Arteta will ultimately stand or fall on his convictions, just like Arsene did before him, so why ask him to compromise, we should accept that this is him and hope he’s right. Our league and CL standing suggest he could very well be.

We can be critical, want something different or yearn for the liquid football of Arsene, but we should never undermine the players, manager or club, in any way that could make things more difficult for them or create an atmosphere that becomes toxic. There will be pleanty of time in the closed season for we armchair experts to show our genius to all and sundry.

Enjoy the game.

Pedantic George.

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KAIRAT FROM KHAZAKHSTAN!

Hello and how are you? Wednesday 28th January sees Arsenal as hosts in our last game of the CL group stage against FC Kairat Almaty. KO is at 8.00pm local time. Expected weather is partly cloudy and temps at 4° (feels like 4°) and 1% chance of rain.

I suppose after the bitter pill of the United game, nobody’s really interested in this one, due to geopolitical snobbery (Borat misleading people into thinking Kazakhstan is eastern Europe, when its central Asia and with a totally different culture)and also in disparity betwixt CL standings/already having qualified for the next round…unless we lose and then we can project that onto the Leeds game, which many are already quaking in the boots over?

Mr Calafiori (muscle) is the only doubt for the Cannon. For  Lucas Africo (ineligible), Jaakko Oksanen (ineligible), Sebastian Zeballos (ineligible) are missing and  Dastan Satpaev is doubtful, which makes me look as if I know their line ups but I don’t.

I checked in on Statto HQ who were pretending to read Being and Nothingness by Jean Paul Satre in the original language, but weren’t. Anyway, they gave me the stats: Arsenal have a 91.7% chance if victory hopefully through harmony, and Kairat a mere 2.3%, which is the highest % we’ve been given all season. Next up, Leeds at theirs. SO COYG!

Mills

This is the most meaningless game I can ever remember. It’s only use will be to give some fringe players game time. Confidence wont be affected no matter what the result. None of the fear and trepidation running through the fanbase will be alleviated. My prediction is that we win at a canter, for what it’s worth.

Pedantic George.

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United Revival? Well Let’s See!

Hello and how are you? Sunday the 25th of January sees the Mighty Cannon play host to Manchester United. KO at the Emirates is at 4.30pm local time. Expected weather is partly cloudy with temps at 7° ( feels like 1°) with 30% chance of rain.

So suddenly United are being ( in some areas) touted as a club with Lazarian qualities, a club that will save the PL from the dreaded Arsenal and bring back the title to the red side of Manchester, which as we know is the only place it really belongs, at least in the media/pundit heart. Well we shall see.

Hincapie and Calafiori were both back in training for the Cannon, but young Gun Dowman is still out of action. So almost a full squad for Arsenal.

Mazraoui  is back from the Africa Cup of nations, however Matthijs de Ligt and Joshua Zirkzee are missing for United.

I walked into Statto HQ and while they argued about the finer points of coding in HTML they gave me the match predictions: Arsenal have a 61.1% chance of victory through harmony, while United have a 16.5%. Next up, another CL clash, this time against Kairat at the Emirates. So COYG!

Mills

A couple of weeks ago this fixture would have been considered a gimme, Not so much now? The old “new manager bounce” is in full cry, I mean this new manager is “unbeaten”. Players that United fans well calling useless are now being touted as world beaters, A spirit that was broken is now said to be back to the real United. Mmm. Ok.

I hope they cone here brim full of confidence and have a right go atus, because if they do, in an open game, we should batter them. Shooting boots on lads , leys have a clasic display, because the media keep suggesting we will get jittery in the run in, this is an opportunity to kick that into touch.

Enjoy the game.

Pedantic George.

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INTO INTER!

Hello and how are you? Tuesday the 20th of January sees the Mighty Cannon take a trip to Bella Italia and to Milano, to take on last year’s finalists, Inter Milan in the CL. KO at the San Siro is 9-00pm local time (8.00pm UK time). Expected weather partly cloudy, temps at 3° feels like 4°, with 0% chance of rain.

Within a single point of the heavy-weight rounds of the last 16, we go into this one top of the CL and with a perfect record. Inter were also Perfetto in their early games but notched up successive defeats to Liverpool (who extinguished an 18-match unbeaten run) and Atlético. Inter haven’t lost three in a row in the CL before, and with their level of pride I’m sure they will do everything they can to avoid it and the gruelling knock-out phase.

However, Inter bounced back and are five wins in eight, with a draw and one loss, with four clean sheets in the last six)leaving Chivu’s lads top of Serie A. So Arsenal are meeting Italy’s Arsenal?

Di Gennaro (hand) and Palacios (thigh), Calhanoglu (calf) and Dumfries (ankle) despite being key players are out for the Nerazzurri, but beware, Bastoni and Thuram will both be back and were rested for this clash at the weekend. We will also meet up with our old friend Mr. Mkhitaryan, whom I’m sure will take no prisoners despite being an ex-Gunner.

Merino, Norgaard and Mr Rice are all a card away from a suspension, so they will tread where angels fear to. Dowman (ankle), Hincapie (thigh) and Calafiori (muscle) are unavailable.

I reached out to Statto HQ who were engaged in an argument about the Riemann Hypothesis, and handed me a scrap of paper with the stats. Inter Milan have been given a 34.2% chance of winning and the Arsenal 37.5%. Next up farmyard frolics with Manure at the Emirates. So COYG!

Mills.

Well I suspect our friends at Statto HQ haven’t taken into account that we should be resting key players. And they need a rest because grafting is our top priority, none of this fancy Dan expansive entertaining football, that’s for the last century, apparently. Still whatever, I hope we win and my eyes stop bleeding.

Pedantic George.