pedantic George @arseblagger

A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL?

Hello and how are you? This game needs no introduction as its all everyone’s been talking about it for months, it’s hotter than a desert, or a Sydney Sweeney jeans advert, the Venice Biennale or the latest gossip on You Tube political pundit street! And the media aren’t much on our side…do we need them? […]

QUARTER FINAL PART 2!

Hello and how are you? Theres no point in me trying to add anything to the wealth of material that’s already been panned out since Saturday, from my perspective, everything’s been covered 100% in all forms, in the media and here on PA.  I’ve also read utterly conflicting reports about who’s available and who isn’t, […]

Biggest Game Imaginable?

Hello and how are you? After our different journeys in different cups, we’re back in Premier League action, this time facing south-coasters Bournemouth AFC at the Emirates in a lunch-time KO. A win is utterly crucial today, nothing would please more the Arsenal universe than thrashing the Cherries 5-0, although in the end I suppose we […]

CL SPORTS DAY!

Hello, and how are you? Well, it’s been a tough couple of results to digest and as they didn’t go our way at this stage of the season we’ve collectively had to wade through the unwell aftermath hangover of disappointment and frustration, especially on You Tube. So I’m sure we are all hoping that the […]

FA CUP QUARTER FINAL!

Hello and how are you? Well, we are back in business again, and as the debacle of the League Cup final starts to fade in the rear view mirror, we now find ourselves up again Championship side and 1976 winners Southampton, for a FA cup ding- dong at Saint Marys. Thankfully the injury inducing inter-lull is […]

WEMBLEY!

Hello and how are you? Hopefully excited and nervy as a jumping bean and counting down the hours and minutes to our showdown with Manchester City in the 2026 Carabao Cup final! Nice! Let’s face, it’s great to be in a final, and it’s been a while (2020’s Covid Cup final). Calling this one though […]

The Acid Test-LEV. CL, L16, PART 2!

Hello and how are you? Well, after the utter excitement from the 88th minute until the final whistle against a stubborn and luck-less Everton, I’m sure it’s now dow(nman) back to business for the Arsenal, as we play out part two of our double header against Bayer Leverkusen (currently 6th in the Bundesliga) in the Champions League. […]

A QUESTION OF CULTURE?

I’m not going to get where I want with this. If you go down a rabbit hole, you find a some point a junction, with billions, trillions of outcomes, then you realise it was the same the way in, it wasn’t a single path. It’s too hard in a short piece to cover every angle […]

LIFES A RIOT WHEN ITS BOT V BOT?

Hello and how are you? Sorry for the blackout, I got ill and then just simply had enough of writing. I tip my hat to all those who can write about matches even at the basic level like I’ve been doing this season, for the whole season. In various forms of cranky delirium, I thought […]

THE NEIGHBOURS!

Hello and how are you? Sunday the 22nd of February sees the Mighty Cannon go east and up the Seven Sisters road for a clash with our favourite best friends, Tottenham Hotspur FC. KO at the Lane is at 4.30pm local time. Expected weather is partly cloudy, temps at 13° (feels like 12° ) and […]