pedantic George @arseblagger
WEST HAM!
Hello and how are you? So, after an utterly enjoyable sojourn in the Champions League, we come back down to earth with a bump, and take another grind at the Premier League. This time against our old chums West Ham at the London stadium. KO 4.30pm UK time. I’m sure you know already the ins […]
ATM .
Hello and how are you? The 5th of May 2026 sees the Mighty Cannon back in action in the Champions League for part two of our match up with Atlético Madrid. KO 8.00pm at ours, Western Euro-time. What will we see? A replay of the superb first half performance against Fulham or another handbrake conservative, anxiety […]
FROM THE WILD WEST!
Howdy partners and how y’all doing? After the decent display in Madrid, the Mighty Cannon shakes off its midweek barrel-fever to face up to a 5.30pm KO and gun fight with the London in-laws from the OK Cottage Corral, as the wild westerners of Fulham come riding into town. “Down south , down west. Movin […]
ATHLETICS WITH ATLÉTICO!
Hello and how are you? Well, here we are, and somehow, we’ve have made it through to the CL semi-final, and will do battle in this the first leg at the Estadio Metropolitano against Simeone’s Atlético Madrid. KO in Madrid is 8-00pm UK time. After the magnificent game between PSG and Bayern, I’m sure everyone’s […]
WENT THE BOAT COMES IN?
Hello and how are you? Saturday 25th of April sees the Mighty Cannon host our old chums from Tyneside for a crucial top of the table clash. KO is at 5.30pm Uk time. So here we go, another massive game ( has there been anything else all season?), let’s face it lose this and most of […]
A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL?
Hello and how are you? This game needs no introduction as its all everyone’s been talking about it for months, it’s hotter than a desert, or a Sydney Sweeney jeans advert, the Venice Biennale or the latest gossip on You Tube political pundit street! And the media aren’t much on our side…do we need them? […]
QUARTER FINAL PART 2!
Hello and how are you? Theres no point in me trying to add anything to the wealth of material that’s already been panned out since Saturday, from my perspective, everything’s been covered 100% in all forms, in the media and here on PA. I’ve also read utterly conflicting reports about who’s available and who isn’t, […]
Biggest Game Imaginable?
Hello and how are you? After our different journeys in different cups, we’re back in Premier League action, this time facing south-coasters Bournemouth AFC at the Emirates in a lunch-time KO. A win is utterly crucial today, nothing would please more the Arsenal universe than thrashing the Cherries 5-0, although in the end I suppose we […]
CL SPORTS DAY!
Hello, and how are you? Well, it’s been a tough couple of results to digest and as they didn’t go our way at this stage of the season we’ve collectively had to wade through the unwell aftermath hangover of disappointment and frustration, especially on You Tube. So I’m sure we are all hoping that the […]
FA CUP QUARTER FINAL!
Hello and how are you? Well, we are back in business again, and as the debacle of the League Cup final starts to fade in the rear view mirror, we now find ourselves up again Championship side and 1976 winners Southampton, for a FA cup ding- dong at Saint Marys. Thankfully the injury inducing inter-lull is […]