pedantic George @arseblagger

NAPOLI!

Hello and how are you? Wednesday the 9th of September sees the Mighty Cannon haul its gun carriage over to Italy, to take on SSC Napoli in the first of this seasons Champions League games. KO at is at 9.00pm local time ( 8.00pm UK time) . Expected weather is: 29°(feels like 34°) 0% chance of […]

Champion Response.

Good morning, and a good morning it is, at least for me. I was hugely impressed with our team last night and I went to Twitter expecting to see unanimous joy. Oh how foolish of me. Honestly, I don’t know what people expect these days. So let me put my cards on the table and […]

CHELSEA! First Title Decider Of The Season!

Hello and how are you? Sunday the 6th of September, we host west London neighbours Chelsea at the Emirates. KO local time is 4.30pm. Weather will be humid; 26° ( feels like 28°) sunny but with some cloud and 0% chance of rain. To say it, I’m sure is insulting to other teams, but this feels […]

Arsenal Are A Machine.

Good morning one and all. Well that was not a fun watch, or was it? Arsenal churned out a hard fought one nil win at Villa park, or did they? We laboured and fell over the line, or did we? There is great jeopardy for a viewer like me, sitting on the edge of my […]

ASTON VILLA!

Hello and how are you? I feel utterly disenfranchised from life, football and whatever else is important, so I’ll be as brief as possible before I get tucked into my chicken soup. Having won comfortably against Coventry we now head up to the midlands and take on Aston Villa at Villa Park. KO is 8.00pm […]

The Start Is Just The Ticket.

Good morning one and all. Well that was exactly what the doctor ordered. Over the summer I’ve been avoiding any transfer speculation, I’m happy enough to just keep up with who has actually come and gone. So by having a rest from Arsenal I came to last night eager and excited. The Community Shield performance […]

Just The Ticket.

Good morning one and all. Well that was exactly what the doctor ordered. Over the summer I’ve been avoiding any transfer speculation, I’m happy enough to just keep up with who has actually come and gone. So by having a rest from Arsenal I came to last night eager and excited. The Community Shield performance […]

A FRIDAY FLING!

Arsenal v Coventry City. 21st of August 2026 @the Emirates Stadium, London. KO: 8.00pm UK time Expected weather: Partly cloudy, 19°( feels like 16°) and 10% chance of rain. Predicted win for Arsenal : 80.8% Predicted win for Coventry: 6.1% TODAYS GUESTS: The 206/27 Premier League season opens with us hosting newly promoted champions from […]

THE COMMUNITY SHIELD!

Hello and how are you? Good summer so far? Mine has been an oddball; wiping away the pooled tears from the champions league final loss, rankled by refs at the World Cup, more demise in the family, a freak pulling a gun (are you sure, it’s says here gub?) out on me in the park, […]

We Start As Champions BTW.

Hello People. I have a confession, I have not been paying close attention to all things Arsenal since we last kicked a competitive ball. I find it all a bit tiresome, the endless speculation about who should be bought and sold, which targets are supposedly good bad or indifferent in the eye of some expert […]