
So what the hell happened then? I didn’t watch the internationals, have no interest in them but I did conduct a brief news trawl and it appears that we have lost another five players as a direct result of, or at least at the same time as these irritating fixtures. Honestly it beggars belief that this is allowed to happen. Surely there should be some rule that if another organisation takes our players and breaks them then they should let us borrow some more. Couldn’t they have a pool of super fast young talent chomping at the bit to step into the shoes of our knackered stars? It might work. Arsène could stroll down to the FIFA holding pens and peruse the winger coral where the stock players mill about hopefully waiting to be chosen. Then it’d be off into the midfield barns and pointing out a suitable stopgap for Ivan to load up onto the truck. Or how about our next two or three fixtures being automatically postponed to allow us time to recover. Or something. I don’t know, it just doesn’t seem fair that this can happen. The injury to Gedion Zelalem is particularly cruel. I suppose in the pursuit of scrupulous accuracy I probably can’t blame FIFA for his plight at least, but the young man would almost certainly have looked upon our current injury woes as an opportunity to see what he could do in the first team. Promising pre season displays are one thing but the ploughed cauldron of Sunderland would have been a heck of an experience for the boy.
It is what it is and moaning will do no good but somehow it hurts less if they are at least wounded in the cause, striving for Arsenal in matches that actually mean something. I am repeating the serenity prayer over and again in an attempt to come to terms with this needless vandalism, this reckless wrecking of what is our most promising squad in years. I haven’t spent the entire time weeping though. I did have to laugh when I read one news site describing how our current sick list stands as testimony to the weakness of our squad, the fabled ‘lack of depth’ being exposed again. It wasn’t a big full on belly laugh with tears of mirth squeezed from the corners of scrunched up eyes to run between my ample cheeks you understand. It was more one of those derisive snorts which on a cold day will make the snot fly if you’re not careful. These same lowlife hacks that spent the last week and a half telling the world how Arsenal were now title challengers and had joined the big time after just one signing appear to have torn up their scripts and returned to the summer mantra of the squad lacking substance, being thin and weak. Apart from their risible insincerity and laughable inconsistency do they seriously think that any squad could cope with losing ten top class players? It is in fact a testament to the group that Arsène has assembled that we can still field any kind of competitive team under these circumstances. But hey ho, as some people queue up to remind me, this is a Positive blog and I shouldn’t spend so much time putting the boot into those who revel in the club’s distress.
Odd stance that isn’t it? ‘You’re supposed to be positive so stop being so negative about negativity.’ Um. Riiight. OK, tough call that and I’ll try but I think you’ll find that remaining positive about our club actually might involve destroying the shallow arguments of our detractors. Just every once in a while. Seriously we actually had a comment to that effect only recently. Here’s my question: Why would an Arsenal fan be so offended by an Arsenal supporting blog having a go at people who hate Arsenal? It’s parallel universe time again folks. Well in any event this is George’s house and as long as we don’t offend him those with their grubby noses stuck against the window can stay out in the cold offering advice on how the furniture should be arranged, I’m sure we don’t really give too much of a hoot for their bellyaching.
I don’t know about you but I spent the international break walking my dogs on the beach, reading and listening to music. It’s therapeutic. I’d like to say I didn’t think about football at all but for a man who isn’t in the least bit superstitious I did spend an inordinate amount of time whistling, touching wood and rubbing the back-stays in a furtive hope to appease the injury gods. And a fat lot of bloody good it did me. Hopefully Arsène’s news conference tomorrow will take the sting out of some of it as he announces divine intervention and miracle cures for our brave battered boys.
I would like to end on a positive note, honestly I would, but I am so utterly fed up with these stupid international bullshit festivals that I find it difficult to raise my spirits. The timing stinks, the matches are usually awful, the outcomes irrelevant and the injuries infuriating. So I’ll leave you with a song instead. Not one of mine but one that might better express what I ought to be saying






