We here at Positively Arsenal have truly had enough.
We cannot believe that a club could be so foolish as to sacrifice chances of success in the short term in hope of sustained success in the longer term. Who cares what happens a year or two from now, we want trophies and we want it right now.
We cannot believe that the club could be so naive as to not let its footballers dictate what the manager should be doing and how the club needs to be run. Everyone knows that the best teams in the world are run by the biggest egos on the pitch.
We cannot accept that the Arsenal are 2nd to Spurs at something. Yes indeed, we cannot accept that a regular Arsenal season ticket costs less money per game than a Spurs season ticket, we’ll never hear the end of that from them.
We cannot believe that the club have not shown ambition by publicly declaring their interest in the world’s best players like Messi, Ronaldo and Maradona. This is the kind of player Arsenal should always seek to sign, who cares if we sign a flopped French winger from Juventus and build him up into a superstar at the same level of these players.
We cannot believe that the club continues to employ the coach of the last decade for so long. They should genuinely consider listening when big teams like Madrid want him because we’re sure someone like Owen Coyle could do an outstanding job.
We cannot believe that Arsenal offered such a well paying contract to Jack Wilshere. He is a piece of shit overpaid deadwood since he’s missed more games than he has played for us.
We cannot believe that Arsenal doesn’t have any coaches employed and that the players don’t train. After all, we can tell from the occasional mistakes that they’re not coached at all even if we don’t know what happens in the training ground.
We cannot believe that Arsenal actually want to show some real ambition and compete at the highest levels of Europe in the Champion’s League each season. Everyone knows that dropping out from that into the Europa League is what is best for the future of the club.
We cannot believe that Arsene Wenger doesn’t tell us fans what we want to hear every time he speaks and he doesn’t publicly call his players shit. He needs to learn the art of saying what we want to hear without meaning what he’s saying from Usmanov.
We cannot believe that there is a quote about loving the Arsenal with or without trophies going around that may or may not be fake. Who cares anyway that the sentiment and the meaning should be true for any supporter, all that matters is that we feel better and less guilty that Bergkamp didn’t say it.
We cannot believe that Arsene Wenger doesn’t overachieve more than he already does. You’d think that spending less net amount on transfers since the stadium move than any other Premier League team since 2006 would allow you to win trophies under a half decent manager.
We cannot believe that the club is in such a decline. We’ve never seen us stay in the top 3-4 consistently for over a decade before now and that is simply unacceptable.
We cannot believe that it is so hard to support a team that consistently finishes top 4 and plays the best teams in Europe every season. We wish it were back to easier times when the only thing we could complain about was drawing too many games while going undefeated.
If you’ve caught on to the obvious sarcasm, here’s to the 1st of April. If you actually thought we were serious and were agreeing with every word, do have a word with yourself.