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FIRST AND LAST AND ALWAYS?

Hello and how are you?

As we digest the Christmas gluttony and head into the last game of the 2024 calendar, the Mighty Cannon will play host to the easterly Ipswich Town at Ashburton Grove for a late 8.15pm (western European time) kick off, on the 27th of December.

The 21st of August dawned bright and sunny. For one kid in the world, life would never be the same again. Time couldn’t go quickly enough that day, and the strange and eccentric events that filled much of the space of those daylight hours seemed to float by. The kid went to his friends house, it was his birthday or thereabouts. For the first time that day the grey clouds crept in and it started to rain. They then piled into the car and started to leave, but there was a commotion; the friends Dad had run over the cat, which had been hiding from the rain. The kid got out and had to be mature, his friend was in tears and the Dad was upset but pragmatic. “Is it dead?”. “Yes”.

Much of the journey was in silence but the rain stopped and they headed into north London. Destination : The Arsenal Stadium, Highbury. Yes, built by Archibald Leitch.

For the kid, Highbury was some holy place, never visited before, but hallowed and beloved, albeit through the television and the pouring over endless football magazines, endlessly. They parked the car somewhere nearby and made their way into the throng. Everywhere were masses of people, the odours of tobacco and alcohol that seemed strangely beguiling floated on the wind. Sporadic singing and chanting broke out here and there as they wended their way through the crowd, programme sellers and merchandise vendors. More people than the kid had ever seen in one place. Everyone taller, everyone stronger. Everything seemed bigger and very masculine and with an atmosphere that was electric, beyond all expectations, beyond all anticipations. There it was in front of them: the stadium itself, towering above, a place of history, of architectural class, that had soaked up both ecstasy and agony over many years, and many generations. The Arsenal.

They handed over their tickets in the creepy, dark Scylla and Charybdis trap of the turnstile and got into the East Stand, and after the Dad bought some refill, they found their way down to their seats.

The kid would never forget that moment, walking down into that arena, at first, at the back of the stand most of the pitch was obscured but taking more steps down the vista opened more and more; there was Pat Jennings in the goal at the North Bank, “its Pat Jennings!”. To see your team, stars, mates, heroes suddenly in the flesh before you was incredible. Like posters come down from the wall. Nothing like that which you’d seen on television. It took the kids breath away.

They were sitting a few rows up from the managers boxes (never again would the kid enjoy such privileged seats). This was the first game of the season, and it was against Ipswich Town. The memories of the hopeless 1978 final were still strong and a sore point. But The Arsenal had won the cup the season before in an unforgettable and utterly euphoric manner. And then to the kid and his friends amazement before the kick-off, the FA cup was paraded around the stadium by a marching band with the cup carried before them by two drum majors. “our cup!”.

The game started. 1-0 down at HT. “Butcher and Thijssen are big blokes” said the friend, the kid nodded in agreement. Not long before HT the kid shouted at Liam Brady, his ultimate hero, who was only a few meters away and must of heard him. The kid blushed in total embarrassment. “I’m not fit to shout even ‘come on’ at Brady, this man, this left foot, the left foot that scored the amazing goal against Tottenham, thought the kid. And didn’t do it again.

0-2 at FT. A loss, first home game of the season. The third match of what was to be seventy games played in 1979/80, a season that ended in the bitter tears of losing two finals in a week.

There’s a strike at ITV which means the highlights of this game will never be shown or seen. None of this mattered, it was still the best experience ever, to be there in that stadium, to have seen the Arsenal. The sights and sounds of the crowd (now I see it was only somewhat over 33,000 people there that night, which was way below capacity), the atmospheres, the anticipation and eventual abandonment of hope in winning were so overwhelming that this first time couldn’t ever be forgotten. It just didn’t matter that the Arsenal had lost. The kid had won.

At home in bed that night the kid thought only of Arsenal and Highbury, sifting through the memories and reading and re-reading the programme. First. Always? Life’s always changing so ‘always’ is a tough thing to make a contract with. But it seems that way. What else is there?

Last? Yes, last game of 2024, a year full of memories both good and bad and sometimes indifferent? We all know we should be leading the league but somehow keep stuttering like Roger Daltrey in the Who’s My Generation. But that’s where we are. But who knows where we are going?

Stat HQ says: The Arsenal have 84.2% chance of winning, and Ipswich a mere 5%. I haven’t seen the East Anglians play once this season so I don’t know how they look, set up or even play, I’m sure you guys do, and any insights would be great. They rest in 19th place which I’m sure is horrible, but life in the Premier League is unforgiving, both at the top and bottom.

That’s it, and so to everyone at PA: “Guten Rutsch!” into 2025, but hope the Mighty Cannon doesn’t slip and instead we see some crafty one-touch football and score five goals. COYG!

Well that’s it, lots of bits and pieces that I’m sure have made you feel like going off and counting the nano-seconds until Christmas instead of reading this.

Even so, here’s to a great game for us and lucky horses! 

COYG and keep on keepin’ on!

Mills

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POSITIVELY CHRISTMAS!

Well, we have a few days break before we get back to it on the 27th, so I wanted to take this time to say thanks to you all for your support and making the blog still a great place with all your insights and comments on how the games are playing out, and Arsenal memories of days gone by.

And even if there is just a few of us left, it somehow still seems worth it. But most of all, I wanted to wish everyone a safe time this Christmas; look after yourselves and take care. Merry Christmas!

Well that’s it, lots of bits and pieces that I’m sure have made you feel like going off and having a merry Christmas instead of reading this.

COYG and keep on keepin’ on!

Mills

Well after Mills carrying us all season with his fantastically whimsical previews, I had one job to do, and that was to post this on 23rd , of course I failed. Sorry Mills and sorry everyone else. Let me take this opportunity to thank Mills and anyone else that still frequents our ever diminishing little group. Seasons greetings to one and all.

Pedantic George

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CRYSTAL PALACE PART 2!

Hello and how are you?

Saturday the 21st of December sees the Mighty Cannon play the second game in our double header against Crystal Palace, only this time we are at Selhurst Park. The game kicks off at 5.30pm, western European time.

After the Carabao cup match, a game of two halves and having been sick as a parrot we found ourselves over the moon with our second half display, lets hope we’ve learnt a few lessons, aside of it being a funny old game? One thing for sure it was great to see some quick-fire one touch football and goals from open play? Nice. More please! Hopefully our eyes will be on the game and not tempted by the ‘come hither’ advances from the plum pudding and the Christmas booze cache!

Selhurst Park always seems to be a tough place to play, as their stadium still has the 12th person/ old style F A Cup 3rd round giant- killing feel to it, the Nest holds just over 25,000 people, and I’m sure it will be packed as the look to beat us and grab some Christmas cheer. Well, the Mighty Cannon might have something to say about that! Bah humbug!

When the Crystal Palace burnt down in 1936, my Grandfather went out from his house in Plumstead and watched it, he recalled how the sky glowed that night and the fire could be seen for miles, perhaps being on high ground meant people could see more easily? What a fabulous piece of work the Palace was, so sad that it had deteriorated and the fire started and it was destroyed, as can be said of many other great buildings (world-wide there were many ‘crystal palaces’ that also succumbed to fire), built by unknowns and forgottens as architects take all the glory. No, it wasn’t built by Archibald Leitch. But Selhurst Park was! The man gets everywhere! 

There’s some fascinating documentaries on YT, including modern day Urbex guys having a wander around examining what’s left of the old Palace grounds etc.

Nearly thirty years ago I went and had a look/dig around myself and found pieces of glass, some thick and some melted, and some bits of framing too. I had a look online about a year ago and although there are still some areas you could have a dig around in, mostly they are shut off and the whole areas changed.

At the time of writing this the Gunners have been given 59.1% chance of winning and the Smeagles 17.6%. I’m sure we all have a small spring in our supportive step for this one, Palace might have a better idea of what we can do after Wednesdays clash, and hopefully we will have the answers to anything they can conjure. COYG!

Well that’s it, lots of bits and pieces that I’m sure have made you feel like going off and seeing if you can make the North sea deeper by taking a leak in it in instead of reading this tediousness.

Even so, here’s to a great game for us and lucky horses! 

COYG and keep on keepin’ on!

Mills

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CARABOA CUP QUARTER FINALS!

Hello and hope youre well?

Wednesday the 18th of December 8.30pm (western European time) will witness the Mighty Cannon in a deadly duel of two parts with London rivals Crystal Palace. The first at Ashburton Grove will see the next installment of our Carabao cup games as we fight for a place in the semi-final. The second match will be a few days later at the Nest, as a PL game.

As we start to approach the winter solstice and everyone reaches for their vitamin D supplements, with regards to this game the Arsenal have been given a 65.9% chance of winning and Palace only 13.4%. Being no insider or an expert in anyway I can’t imagine how Arteta is going to line this one up. Will he go full force with a few small changes (maybe Sterling might start instead of warming the bank?) or will he throw even more youngsters into the deep end? Will Kieran get a game after such a long time? Poor lad missed out on a cabinet full of trophies at Celtic, in search of fresher meadows. Whoever plays, I hope they find form and confidence and can do the business. We sure could do with it!

Palace I’m sure having seen the aspirations exemplified by both Fulham and Everton of trying to grind out a point rather than go head to head will no doubt will go for the old parked bus tactics and hope for a penalty shoot out? I don’t feel so worried about this game but I do feel part two at Selhurst Park will be much tougher, but I can get into the doom and gloom of that one next time.

I realise everyone’s feeling pretty frustrated and I’m sure the players and management feel it too. Palace lie in 15th in the PL but I hear you cry what that to do with a cup game? and you’re quite right. Nix. Palace saw off Villa, QPR, Norwich on their way to play out this one.

It will be two years since Terry Hall died, a man missed by many and who touched many hearts and minds but we can still enjoy the music he made, enjoy yourself, its later than you think, even if you did too much too young! Here’s hoping for a great game and a great result.

And sincere apologies, this is the best I can do. COYG!

Well that’s it, lots of bits and pieces that I’m sure have made you feel like going off and counting all the visible stars in the night sky instead of reading this.

Even so, here’s to a great game for us and lucky horses! 

COYG and keep on keepin’ on!

Mills

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Does Arteta Lack Bravery?


I have pinched a post from Eduardo.

I see lots of online ire aimed at Martinelli and Havertz for our lack of scoring, or should I say for our lack of scoring from the one or two chances we create per game that Arteta is so keen to claim should win us all games. Predictively, the bloggers and twitteratti have decided that if we upgrade on these two we will dominate all competitions for years to come. Well see a few flaws in this theory.

  1. We can upgrade big time on these two but who is going to create the chances for their replacements, we predominately play down the right, Saka’s numbers are fantastic, not because he is lethal, but rather he gets enough chances to miss lots of them and still score or assist with enough to see him above criticism, maybe if we actually create for the left side and the middle the volume of play Saka gets on the right then Martinelli and Havertz would have Saka type stats, or at least a lot nearer?
  2. So not only a change in where we attack on the pitch, but how, because in case you didn’t notice, it was not Martinelli and Havertz that missed our big chances v Everton, or in recent weeks, yes Martinelli has had a number of half chances, but they by and large they were not clear cut gilt edge chances, if you want to see who missed those sort of chances look no further than our captain, Martin Odegaard. However, he is a big fan favorite so is above blame or even the ire of the fan base. But that is besides the point here, which is our game plan is attack down the right, Saka does Saka things, and the main spare man in the middle who gets free shots is Odegaard. He has fluffed his lines in recent weeks. So we need to not only share out which side of the pitch we attack from, but also who big openings fall to besides Saka. Odegaard alone is not a great idea.
  3. Basically carrying on from that, our biggest chance v Everton was the Odegaard shot from middle of the area, well I see Havertz get blasted for “where the hell is he, why isn’t he in the middle on the end of things? Well that big chance came about because Havertz dragged the Everton defender 35 or 40 yards from goal, he then played a great ball in-between 2 more everton defenders for Saka to run on to, he did Saka things beating 2 men before playing the ball to the free man Odegaard in the middle of the area, our captain missed, but that chance does not come if Havertz stays in and around the area looking to get on the end of the attack. So Havertz getting involved in the build up is both a strength and a weakness, a strength in that it helps create the opening, but a weakness because Havertz is the striker and you want your best chances falling to your striker.
  4. Arteta said after the game he wants more players who have magic moments, that sounds brilliant, but when in the same interview he says that the reason we did not speed up our attacks v Everton and did not add extra players to our attack to try and make the breakthrough was because if you speed up or commit extra bodies to the attack you in both cases increase the chances of losing the ball and getting caught on the counter, so you see its safety first, as I said after the game, Arteta is very willing to accept dropped points, he is afraid of defeats, he’ll take the 6 draws we have over taking risks of defeat and turning 3 of those draws into wins at the cost of turning the other 3 draws into defeats, even though it would mean having 3 extra points, but it would have us sit with 5 defeats, and for him 0 draws and 5 defeats is unacceptable, but 6 draws and 2 defeats is acceptable.
  5. So to sum up, higher quality players will of course improve us, but it would also have to be aligned to not only a change in where we attack from, but also what is expected from our forwards, how can we expect our forwards to be fresh and alert for scoring when their first job is to track back 70 or 80 yards all the time. Do we want our striker on the end of chances or do we want him to be a big part of the build up. The biggest change and one that I think is furthest from Arteta’s mind is becoming an attack orientated team that create a bucket load of chances, which puts extra men in attack, which takes risks, or a team like now that is reliant on scoring first, have to take that one or two half chances that come along against teams that sit back, higher quality players in attack might see more of those chances taken, a couple more players capable of magic moments would certainly improve us, but how many magic moment players do we need to add to become a team that wins leagues and Champions Leagues.
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HELLO GOODISON!

Hello and how are you?

Saturday the 14th of December sees the Mighty Cannon once again in action, this time at 3.00pm (western European time) against Everton FC at our Ashburton Grove HQ.

Over the course of my life I’m not sure how much I can truly say I’ve learnt, as often responses and considerations can fall apart as we are presented with new challenges? One day we can watch, read, eat things that we like and feel really inspired and excited, and the next day we can try the same formula and it just won’t work? This can be really frustrating, why we can’t repeat sensations exactly as they were? I have no explanation as to why, although all things are in a state of flux, often we can’t see it perhaps as daily life gets in the way, then we look around and the whole landscape has changed. Places gone, people gone, new places, new people.

Back in 1984 I had a small soft spot for Everton, I liked their kit, their players, I liked the city of Liverpool (but hadn’t been there) but not for one second ever Liverpool FC, but Everton seemed different? Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone else to have such traitorous and daft a soft spots for other clubs and fully expect to be sent to the stocks!

My mates Dad was a milkman ( both hardcore Arsenal fans)and got free tickets for the Milk Cup final in 1984, as the League Cup was called that year.

Although spring was close it was cold,rainy and grey and horrible, I’d been to Wembley many times before, and had experienced being gobbed on by oddballs from Doncaster who ‘supported’ England and felt the urge to share and drench their fellow fans in spittle, witnessed a few internationals including watching a smart 1981 Brazil team, and going on the Wembley Stadium tour, coming out of the tunnel and lifting up a cup up just like dear old Pat Rice did back in ’79. But this game was something else. Speak false memory.

At that point I’d never been to Liverpool, to a little kid it seemed a mysterious place with unusual accents and here we were in the Everton (tunnel) end surrounded by a sea of blue scousers. Of course now perhaps such matters are normal and everyday, but back in them thar days critters didn’t travel much. I can recall the Specials talking about getting in a van to go down to London from Coventry was a major event like going to the end of the world.It seems a old timey joke now?

Back at the game: this match was a very big deal for them, first all Liverpudlian final, first Sunday final ever, high levels of unemployment and discontent in their city, Thatcher hating them and getting revenge on them as much as possible because they stood up to her, and somehow often disliked by the rest of the country; yet this was their day out, not just for regular fans but whole families with many members wearing both blue and red. I think many thought it would happen ever again.

Everyone around us seemed utterly assholed like they’d poured out from a Dickensian Gin house and into Wembley. The atmosphere was electric and every time Everton made an attack the sloshed-out Evertonians would come to life waiting for the moment of ecstasy as they hoped the ball would hit the back of the net. It didn’t come. It carried on raining. In my mind, I can still see Neville Southall making a save, I was right behind him, slightly to the right as I looked and about a block up. It all seemed in slow motion.

About a year ago the highlights of the game finally went up and I searched to see if  I could see the moment, it wasn’t there or didn’t happen. Speak false memory! I would swear I saw it. So where did that come from? Grobbelaar? Some sort of compensation for not much action that day?

Chris Ware/John Kuramoto/Ira Glass examine this phenomena in the short animation ‘this American life animation from season 2’ in an articulate and more interesting detail than I can. Its on YT if you have any interest.

Anyway I don’t have any other pictures preserved in my mind (our memoires are singular images not films) of the game until after extra time the whistle had gone and both teams did a lap of honour, with the whole stadium, and I mean whole stadium united in a chorus of “Merseyside, Merseyside, Merseyside”, which made the hairs on your neck stand up. It was a remarkable moment in my footballing history.

As we shuffled back to the car I saw this kid talking to his Dad, now this kid wasn’t a scouser, but supported Everton and was explaining to his Dad that London clubs could never create such an atmosphere. Man, I got really irked by this and to this day don’t agree, as anyone whose been to a NLD knows.

At school on Monday we talked about the game with our mates and what is was like and recalled some of the songs we had heard, it was all a five minute wonder in the class room. 

Everton lost the replay.Yet we still kept an eye out on that team for a while until like all sides they were eventually broken up. I saw both sides again (who got the tickets and why we even went I’m not sure) in the Charity shield at the beginning of the next season, this time down the bloody Liverpool end which wasn’t nearly as interesting and apart from the lap of honour, I have no memories of the game, which probably says it all?

Now? I have no relationship with Everton at all, I don’t like Goodison (old Archie Leitch again!) much anymore, although watching the drone footage of them building the new stadium has been interesting, if that’s yer kind of thing. How can this be? Affections fade? What was Everton in 1984 isn’t at all now, except in name? One day this works and the next day that? To sustain any kind of relationship needs small and attentive loving care? Zen and the art of football maintenance? 

The Arsenal stayed always front and centre with me though, even in the barren, unhappy years before Mr Graham started the Arsenal revival.Is it still possible these days to have experiences that are bigger than us, that are really exciting, that stay with you throughout your life? A trip to Mars? It wasn’t Arsenal but it was a memorable, unrepeatable day- out.

Arsenal have a 77.8% chance of winning according to stat HQ and Everton only 7.2%. Arsenal proved last time out against Monaco that we can score in open play and also proved we can miss some sitters. But maybe if youre feeling more confident its easier to feel hungry and able to score and less susceptible to over thinking things? Everton are in 15th place.

I don’t expect us to lose this one, but a draw would be also another damaging result, so come on you Gunners!

Well that’s it, lots of bits and pieces that I’m sure have made you feel like going off and watching Ghost Theory on You Tube rather than reading this.

Even so, here’s to a great game for us and lucky horses! 

COYG and keep on keepin’ on!

Mills

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DE MONACO À ARSENAL !

Arsenal FC v AS Monaco

Hello and how are you?

Wednesday the 11th of December will see a visit to the barracks of the Mighty Cannon from the Monégasque as we play our next CL game against AS Monaco FC at 8.00pm ( western European time).

Well I think the damp squib that was the Fulham game has left a slight gloomy bitterness in Goonerverse but the games are coming thick and fast this December so I’m sure we shall be keen to put our riverside experiences behind us as we do battle in another crucial CL game.

What initially springs to mind in reaction to a visit from Monaco? What does a team like that conjure up in our minds? The place they come from? I’ve never been there, all I know is that’s its on the French Riviera and a few kilometres from Italia, it hosts the Monaco Grand Prix, some of the the 1966 film Grand Prix with the interesting Saul Bass graphics and montages was set there, its a microstate, of course Grace Kelly, Jacques Demy’s film La baie des anges, millionaires and more millionaires and even more millionaires, sunshine with clear blue skies and sunglasses and yachts and a few billionaires. I’m sure it has many other sides to its society and multifarious narratives to explore? Do you have any experiences with Monaco?

Despite being a principality, Monaco has no UEFA status, even stranger is that they aren’t a French team and yet are in the French league. The are 2nd in Ligue 1 at the time of writing this, second to PSG who we saw off on their visit to Ashburton Grove earlier this autumn.

Founded in 1924 they play their home games at the Stade Louise II, a stadium smaller than Craven Cottage, which has a capacity of 16,360, yet that number is half the country’s population. They’ve won Ligue 1 eight times and have also been runner up eight times and have won the Coupe de France five times and have been runner up five times. The were also runners up in the old Cup winners Cup and in relatively more recent years, the Champions league.

Monaco used to have this terrible manager who was senile and always dithering, especially in the transfer market,  as well as being an abject failure, who somehow (probably by luck or corruption) managed to attract top-named footballers to the club and nurtured some second-rate players through the youth system, blokes who didn’t amount to much and are now forgotten; Emmanuel Petit and Thierry Henry. Anyway, this manager geezer was known for respecting to almost voyeuristic levels the tactics and game play of  Stoke City. He didn’t amount to much and ended up coaching Sunday league, his name is Arsène Wenger. I know, I asked the same question: Arsène who?

Anyway, back to the Champions league, I’m sure you already know the Mighty Cannon is at the moment  in lucky seventh in the table, whilst visitors Monaco are in 8th. Even though they’ve scored twelve goals so far, they’ve leaked seven, so they’d better watch out at corners! The people at stats HQ have given The Arsenal a 73.3% chance of winning and Monaco on 7.9%. 

The game will also see the return of Arsenal academy favourite Folarin Balogun, who I’m sure wont be giving us any favours. Adi Hütter the Monaco manger has a 58.93% win rate. Head to head with Monaco its, won one, lost one, both back in the 2015 CL campaign.

Well that’s it, lots of bits and pieces that I’m sure have made you feel like going off and swimming to the bottom of the Mariana trench instead of reading this.

Even so, here’s to a great game for us and lucky horses! 

COYG and keep on keepin’ on!

Mills

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THE WILD WEST!

Hello and hope youre well?

Sunday the 8th of December at 2.00pm (western European time) sees the Mighty Cannon wend and weave its way through the traffic of west London to set up positions against Fulham FC at Craven Cottage, down by the riverside.

The Guns have been given a 59.8% chance of winning the game, whilst the Cottagers have only 17.8.

What sort of relationship have you had with this side over the years? I have none at all, so really this feels a tough blog to write! I’ve never been to Craven Cottage nor watched Fulham at the Arsenal. Maybe you guys have and can share some memories, or experiences? My only link that I can recall is a guy in my class at school supported them the year they ‘missed out on promotion’ when Malcolm Macdonald was the manager, which is no link at all and not in the least bit interesting. After that he went off and followed Chelsea.

The Cottage seems to have had a fascinating history and I didn’t realise how long they’d been at that site (since 1896). Our old chum, architect Archibald Leitch makes another appearance again on a PA blog, as the man who rebuilt Craven Cottage back in 1905 and he was responsible for the ‘Cottage Pavilion’, surely one of footballs great oddities? Fulham were the third club to go professional after the Arsenal and Millwall, and played in red and white until 1903 when they went black and white, which is how television was when Tottenham last won the league.

Furthering the Arsenal link, Henry Norris ‘the man who made the Arsenal and irritated the Spuds’ etc was a director along with William Hall at Fulham and Arsenal and due to Woolwich Arsenal being close to liquidation decided to try and merge the clubs and make a ‘London superclub’ a sort of Crosby, Stills Nash and Young but with football boots. These plans fell through, and oddly enough Norris also indirectly helped create Chelsea, in that Guy Mears tried to lure him/Fulham over to the land that Stamford bridge now rests on and build a stadium there, when Norris rejected the offer Mears created his own side, Chelsea.

Later, in the 1930s a new Fulham stadium was planned which would have been a 80,000 seater, but the Great Depression saw that idea go down the toilet. Fulham claim to be the first side to sell the gourmet food known as hot dogs back in 1926, nice, I suppose if you like that kind of thing?

Although the ground has seen many changes and is one of the smallest (under 30,000) in the top flight, it seems remarkable that its still on the original site? The area itself has a pretty interesting history; owned by the 6th Baron of Craven (whose son Wes became a famous director of film) it was once part of Anne Boleyn’s hunting grounds.

The Cottage on that site was supposed to have had many visitors; Queen Victoria, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Jeremy Bentham and Florence Nightingale. Perhaps that’s what lured the celebrity crowd to support Fulham? 

Margot Robbie, Ray Brooks, Sharon Duce, Dominic Guard, Hugh Grant, Daniel Radcliffe, Keith Allen, Liz Fraser, Willie Rushton, Nigel Havers, good ol Sam Kydd, Tony Curtis, Ben Chaplain, Patrick Mower, Nakul Lax, Sméagol from Lord of the Rings, Honor Blackman, Denis Potter, Fulton Mackay, Johnny Speight, Diddy Hamilton, John Sullivan, Jimmy Hill,Tony Blair, Pope John Paul II (eh?), Max Clifford, Tony Booth, Tommy Trinder, Georgie Thompson, Lilly Allen, Keith Chegwin, Isobel Lang, Cathy Shipton, Jacko (only one game though), Michael Redfern, Iain Fletcher,Pierce Brosnan, Bella Emberg, John Woodvine, Richard Osman,Tim Ewart, Richard Parks Andy Kane, Kerok Malikyan and probably more I have missed, all gave up the chance to follow the Mighty Cannon and instead decided follow Fulham. Unlucky!

Keeping alive the Arsenal connection, Bernd, Emile, Alex will perhaps all have something to prove, and I wouldn’t blame them, Reiss wont be playing as hes a loanee, unless the rules have changed?

Marco Silva, their manager has a 44.52% win rate, and Fulham are currently in 10th place.

Fulham don’t have any major honours, runners up in the 1975 FAC final, and runners up in the 2009/10 UEFA cup final, which they lost to Atlético. I don’t expect us to lose this one but every games a potential banana skin in the PL. I’m hoping again for some nicey nice football, swift and intelligent and plenty of goals. COYG!

Well that’s it, lots of bits and pieces that I’m sure have made you feel like going off and climb Mt. Everest instead of reading this.

Even so, here’s to a great game for us and lucky horses! 

COYG and keep on keepin’ on!

Mills

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BACK TO THE EMIRATES!

Arsenal FC v Manchester United FC

Hello, and how are you?

Well, as we enter the dark month of December made pretty by all the Advent lights, the Mighty Cannon is set to play seven games, so like you, I hope we can stay fit and healthy. The first of these matches will be against the our old ‘pals’ Manchester United, so we will set up positions at Ashburton Grove on Wednesday the 4th of December and kick-off  at 8.15pm ( western European time)…

This is another one of those games that drags a Santa sack-worth of historical stats, facts, figures and memories of pleasure and memories of pain. But how will it play out this time? The Arsenal are on a good roll at the moment and Ruben Amorin having left Sporting CP, organised his new team well enough to thump Everton 4-0. A team like MU with such a history and with still a remnant pride concerning the old rivalry with us will want to prove a point; but we aren’t the underdogs going into this one. 

The Arsenal have been given a 65.8% chance of winning by those two calculate such matters and ManUre have only a 14.3%.chance. All global Gunners I’m sure are hoping for another five to add to the ten that have been scored in our last couple of games, and its sure been nice to see those goals meeting the back of the net, and it sure would be nicer than nice to go into this month by giving them a decent beating.

Instead of some kind of thrash around in memories and experiences in days and games of yore I thought it might be a time for a change, so he’s a joke that I hope makes you at least smile.

A Manchester United fan walks into a pub, and says “oh youre the new landlord, here, you’ve only just moved in?”.The Gooner Landlord says “yes I’ve made a few changes, we’ve got a grand opening night tonight, its going to be a big night and really busy, sandwiches laid on, we’ve got pool, we’ve got snooker, new fitted carpet, WIFI and all the Arsenal games on big screen TV, its going to be an Arsenal theme pub-we’ve spent a few quid here”.

So the ManUre fan says said “look pal, don’t get too busy, I’ve come in here for twenty five years,we’ve always had free snuff on the counter, you get some snuff on that bar,its a good tip for yer, I’ll be back myself in a couple of hours-and good luck with the opening night, all the best, even if you are a Gooner”.

The Gooner landlord thinks, “where the bloody hell am I going to get snuff when no-one sells it in this area?”. So he goes out and scrapes some dog shit off the pavement, and goes inside and dries it to a form similar to high- quality snuff and then puts it into a shiny silver box and places it on the bar.

The ManUre fan came back a few hours later and upon seeing the snuff on the bar says; “now youre talking!The lads will really appreciate this!”and proceeds to take a few good pinches, and exclaimed: “you have no (sniff) idea what (sniff) this will mean to the (sniff) lads in here!” and then taking a final nip of snuff, the United fan said to the Gooner landlord, “phoar, can can you smell dogshit in here?” and then immediately checked the bottom of both his shoes.

The Gooner Landlord said “there’s no dogshit in this pub, I’ve been cleaning for the last two weeks and like I said, its all new carpets!”

“Well  I can f*cking smell it” said the ManUre fan, checking both soles of his shoes again.”its getting worse and all, it f*cking reeks in here!”

At that point a Chelsea fan walked through the door,and the Manchester United fan said to him as he reached the bar,”Listen pal, can you smell dogshit in here?”

 “No” said the Chelsea fan sniffing the air of the pub,”well, I can smell it anyway” mumbled the United fan and goes back to his drink, and checks the bottom of his shoes for a third time.

Having ordered his pint the Chelsea fan spies the silver box filled with snuff on the bar, and takes a good pinch and snorts some up and then after a few moments turns to the ManUre fan and says: “Fk me! I tell you what pal, that snuff really clears your head, I can smell that dogshit now!”

Well that’s it, lots of bits and pieces that I’m sure have made you feel like going off and search for the  location of the Holy Grail instead of reading this.

Even so, here’s to a great game for us and lucky horses! 

COYG and keep on keepin’ on!

Mills

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OFF TO THE IRONWORKS!

Hello, and how are you?

Saturday the 30th of November at 5.30pm (western European time) sees the Mighty Cannon make its way east for a visit to the London Stadium and West Ham United.

I’m sure after the thrashing we gave Sporting CP last Tuesday, the team, club and fans all have a spring in their step as we head over to visit our cockney chums by the Old River Lea. Going into this game at the time of writing this we have a 65% chance of winning, but West Ham are a weird side and certainly won’t lie down and think of England when it comes to us, despite having a mixed season so far (they lie in 14th place) and especially after beating Newcastle. But we are at the potential beginning of a mini- renaissance, and a win will take us a step further forward to where we want to go, so hopefully we can build on what’s been happening in the last three games, and perhaps see some more quick-witted one touch football and more, more, more goals. But I don’t expect it will be easy and as years past have proven, any side can be the slippery banana skin, especially the old Irons?

Its amazing how football has become such a dominating sport. My Dad and Grandfather weren’t into football at all, although Dad did support the Irons for a bit. Mostly they watched Speedway and the Dogs over at Wimbledon Stadium. There aren’t any London Speedway teams now, the stadiums have gone, but pre-war and for twenty odd years or so afterwards it was an incredibly popular sport. Speedway riders were paid more than footballers.

West Ham had a stadium that could accommodate 120,000 people. The massive stadium was built by Archibald Leitch who as you know built Highbury, amongst an endless list of other stadiums and sported an Art Deco entrance that perhaps should have been preserved? Many football matches were held at the stadium but it fell into a poor catchment area and to this day holds the record for the lowest league attendance of only 469, which must have been an a strange experience in such a vast stadium?

Once they had arrived at the Wimbledon Stadium, overwhelmed by all the speedway sights, sounds and smells they would buy a cup of brickdust tea and a cheesecake, not the NY cheesecake, but the one with desiccated coconut on the top. We didn’t call it ‘London cheesecake’ as kids, just cheesecake-although our old Nan Mills, born in the Victorian era made the best brickdust tea. The last time I saw cheesecake was on Bovvy market pre- 2005. Still delicious. 

Sadly, Dads hero got killed at West Ham in the early 1950’s when the Dons were visiting, and he didn’t ever get over it. That accident wouldn’t have even happen now, so its even more sad. How many have died in life to pave a way for the safety for others? All those stadiums, fans, riders, competitions, wins losses and accidents and fatalities that were the mainstay of many communities, all (mostly)forgotten now. As mentioned before: fame, obscurity waiting?

I still like watching speedway, I’m not an expert or even mildly knowledgeable either concerning contemporary or historically aspects of the sport, but mostly its the summer Monster-sponsored international competitions I like to follow. Thing is I can’t stand racing of any kind as spinning metal scares the crap out of me, but in true hypocritical form I find speedway really exciting. Of course its changed considerably since the heavy cinder track and gas-goggle days of yesteryear. Its amazing how many other countries are really passionate about it too and how many fans travel from country to country to watch their team or favourite riders.

I started supporting The Arsenal back in the 77/78 season, and although my beard isn’t the longest here on PA, it is a bit grey. Yet after all this time, West Ham still represent something horrible to me: the team that beat us in the 1980 cup final. That boiling hot, uninspired, heavy- atmosphere day. In my mind I can still hear us being heavily taunted towards the end of the game by the West Ham fans: “he’s only a poor little Gunner feather all tattered and torn…” somehow they knew we weren’t going to get back in the match. And we didn’t.

What a season it was, playing all those games(70, a record that exists to this day)an exciting, fascinating, contradictory, heart-breaking season, losing both the finals and the Charity Shield, all those bloody semi-final replays against Liverpool, some of which were epics. Mind you the West Ham / Everton semis were great games too, we might just have easily have played against Everton in the final? I’m sure you guys have lots of your own memories and perspectives of that season and that FAC final? I still have all the programs from the semis lying in our cellar…

“Someone put the lights back on, I’ll love you till all time is gone.You haven’t looked at me, that way in years, but I’m still here.” (Tom Waits ‘I’m still here’)

Trouble is I can’t look at West Ham without thinking of that day. But this is totally illogical. Both clubs have changed, literally nothings the same, except the name? Loss is a part of football and there’s been so many highs since then that really it should mean little or nothing after all these years, but its strange how some games stick in your head more than others, and we carry certain memories and emotions with us until the day we die, illogical or not. Some you just can’t budge?

Anyway, here’s hoping for Wham! Bam! Thank you West Ham!

Well that’s it, lots of bits and pieces that I’m sure have made you feel like going off and collecting stamps instead of reading this tediousness.

Even so, here’s to a great game for us and lucky horses! 

COYG and keep on keepin’ on!

Mills