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THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMI-FINAL

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Tonight, April the 29th sees the Mighty Cannon set up positions at the Emirates as they entertain Paris Saint Germain for the first leg of the CL semi-final. Kick off is at 8.00pm western European time.

Well, despite the matches against The Tractor boys and FAC finalists Crystal Palace, our collective Arsenal minds have been fixed on this one since the final whistle of the Real Madrid game. A match where any after burp-like whiff of hubris needs to be blown in the wind and forget what we’ve done, this is an entirely different set up but equally a decent, star-studded and dangerous side. Two steps away from the final and the old minds already imagining it, but we need feet on the ground and minds in Ordnung. 

” who do you think you are mate, Arsenals tactical manager?”

Their match against Villa proves that any lack of concertation can be deadly, realistically Villa could have come away from Paris 2-1 down and stood a dang good chance of qualifying, despite PSG hit them quickly for two in the second leg. Villa did expose one or two weaknesses which I’m sure have been noted.

I’m glad though that we are playing Enrique’s PSG rather than Villa, we seem to play better when the vibrational match is on the ascendant rather than the opposite and our ex- manager seems to often have us sussed? Enrique himself has warned the Arsenal that they are a ‘different kind of beast’ since last October, when we beat them 2-0, well mate, we aint no different.

In the last two, Bleu have lost to Nice, and drew with Nantes, so a mini stutter for them and will perhaps spur them onto something else, yet the same can be said for the Mighty Cannon after the fart about with CP? PSG are twenty points clear in Ligue 1, and like us, haven’t ever won a CL final, despite binging loads of money in hope that it might come off. So both sides will be motivated for this one…

After the Real game, many ‘neutrals’ (what the heck is that, does it even exists?) were wooed by our play, spirit and composure, so I’m sure they will, like us be hoping to see a similar performance to our last outings, knowing that on our day, when it clicks we can beat anyone, even Barca, who looked great in the Copa del Rey. Gavi’s such a great player to watch, but like you I hope we won’t face Barca should we get through this stage. 

But eyes front, and may the Cannon do its business!

Our old chums at Statto HQ have given us a 44.4% chance of winning and our visitors 27.9%

Its been a sixteen year wait, and it feels bloody exciting to be back. Especially if you get the date right. COYG!

Take care of yourselves.

Mills

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Dead Rubber vs Palace?

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Wednesday 23rd of April sees the Mighty Cannon host our south London neighbours, Crystal Palace at the Emirates, kick off 8.00pm western European time.

Despite our minds wandering in the caves and cervices of speculation re the PSG game next week, tonight we do battle with CP. In three days time they play their FAC semi-final against Villa so perhaps they too have their collective minds elsewhere? 

Both sides must be utterly fearful of any kind of major injury to their players, and certainly its felt a bit angsty against the Tractor Boys, and  the ‘tackle’ on Saka had us all holding our breath.

I obviously understand banter but the whole ‘same old Arsenal, always cheating’ bullshit seems utterly illogical, banter can’t really work unless its logical and succinct? Saka gets nobbled and is accused of cheating. Grrr! Anyway we won’t be seeing them next season and despite the hideous looking tackle it, wasn’t too bad a day out, really we could have scored many more goals than we did?

I can’t see Tottenham holding off Liverpool at the weekend, so the title is probably theirs, but there’s much for us to fight for what with Forest and Newcastle also desperate for a better looking stat to finish of the season. There’s no need for us to wander off course like Crisp in the 1973 Grand National and despite the taunts of Brentford I hope we finish 2nd.

Statto HQ have given us a 67. 9% chance of winning whilst CP have only 12%.

See you in Paris!

Take care of yourselves, COYG!

Mills

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EASTWARD HO!

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Sunday the 20th of April, sees the Mighty Cannon haul its Arsenal eastwards and onto Portman Road to play Ipswich Town. Kick off 2.00pm Western European time.

Well, I’m sure we are all chipper and dandy with a spring in our step after the nerve shredding, edge of the seat, (eventual) ecstasy of the incredible Real game in midweek. One that will become a famous landmark in Arsenal FC history. I’m sure old fans like Fred in the Shed would have loved to see that game, especially seeing Martinelli getting his confidence back, and taking on players like he did against Chelsea some years ago. What a night! But on we go, out of the night and into the daylight to take on what could be a tricky game in East Anglia.

Its been a tough season for the men from the east, and they currently lie in 18th position, with only two draws in eight, the last being a well played game against the aforementioned Chelsea. Despite that, I’m sure they’ve got their collective eye upon the outcome of the 115 charges against Man City, as they may well be spared relegation depending on the certain outcomes?

The Mighty Cannon have been given by our chums as Statto HQ a 68.1% chance of winning, whilst Ipswich have been given only a 12.4%.

I’m sure we can expect a few changes today, on the other hand who knows? We couldn’t beat Brentford but could beat Real Madrid( twice), so maybe we should expect a draw today? Only joking, here’s to a happy Arsenal Easter weekend. No fighting the rockers tomorrow, despite that’s what Bank Holidays were made for.

Take care of yourselves. COYG!

Mills

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THE EVEN BIGGER ONE!

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Wednesday the 16th of April will see the Mighty Cannon play in the second leg of our quarter final match-up against Real Madrid at the Santiago Bernabéu stadium in Madrid. Kick off is at 8.00pm western European time.

Its utterly irrelevant, but this week I found my old 1980 CWC semi-final ticket from the first leg against Juve at Highbury. I can’t tell you how chuffed I was to see it, I thought it had got lost in the various types of matter in the cold and violent universe. Ive only kept a few ticket stubs over the years and that was one of them. Nice!

Since the final whistle of the first leg last Tuesday, I’ve had this game on my mind. It been a long time since I’ve had that, you? The kind of game that is constantly there, your mind quietly speculating its outcome; hoping for this, dreading that. The old butterflies in the stomach.

Of course that’s what we all want as supporters, that kind of feeling was often there in my early days of supporting Arsenal, then not so much for a few years, more in the GG years but a constant after Arsène’s first season. To me, and I’m not saying its universal, but its what makes football; feeling excited and apprehensive about a big game. As a kid I would have hunted for every scrap of information pre-match, now with internet overload I don’t need to, but even with the overwhelming nature of reportage in our time, it still can’t dull my appetite for this kind of match.

Most clubs would be feeling pretty hot-dog about a three-nil lead, but I’m scared, what with the quality of their line-up, the noise of the fans at the Bernabéu and what may well be a towering wall of pressure and the eyes of the world watching. I’m scared that the ghost of game that Mbappé played at the Emirates will be exorcised by shame and humiliation and the urgency of their fans will propel him back to his peak form. I’m scared that Kiwior my not be up to it, I’m scared as I don’t want him to fail and get a slagging from the loud voices who proclaim all knowing. I want the kid to excel like he did in the first game. 

For those who might have missed it, Mbappé was sent off for an extremely nasty foul when playing against Alavés at the weekend, but it won’t affect his appearing in the match. Still, it does leave a question mark above him?

 Apparently Bellingham and Rüdiger have had some kind of falling out. I’m not buying it. None of this matters, its about getting out there and 100% concentration, maybe the old fifteen minute trick? And they are very beatable.I’m terrified of them going 2-0 up in the first half…even more terrified of penalties. I won’t be watching if it does go to that.

We can do this, when we want we can really step it up, and they like to attack and play and we thrive on that too. Just don’t think too much about it being Real, and making them even bigger than they are. Of course they are big. Everyone is in awe of CR7 and his longevity, but Modric, is perhaps even a bigger success story, ex-Spud aside, age wise, and a sign for all those following that careers can go on at top flight beyond the usual age-limit? Obviously Carmavinga won’t be playing who was red-carded at the end of the first leg, Jorginho won’t be playing either after his going kaputt in the Brentford game.

Our normally generous friends at Statto HQ have given us a mere 20.2% chance of winning, our lowest all season and the Reyes de Europa 56.1%. First time this season I’m up for a draw!

Anyway, fears aside, this is whats to be relished in the Champions League, its what we missed for years during our sojourn in the Europa League. Full-blooded excitement, competing with excellence, massive build up, utter fear, and hopefully utter ecstasy. 

Take care of yourselves. COYG!

Mills

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A Brentford Inconvenience.

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Saturday the 12th of April and premier league week 32, sees the Mighty Cannon host Pocahontas’ local side, Brentford FC. Kick off at the Emirates is at 5.30pm western European time.

Well, now we must tackle the filling between the Real Madrid champions league sandwich, that being our friends Brentford from the western realms of London. And now that we are slowly descending from our collective seventh heaven of victory over Real Madrid, I’m sure we are all hoping for a) a comfortable win and b) all players coming through the game without injury, as all eyes are still on next Wednesday…

Brentford are in 12th place with 42points and I’m sure are safe this year. Head to head we are seven wins, one loss and one draw. Earlier this season we beat them 3-1 and I suppose we could expect something of the same, but as always who knows? They did hold Chelsea to a 0-0 draw in their last match, so we can’t be too complacent.

Arsenal have been given a 59. 5% chance of winning by our chums at Statto HQ and Brentford only 18%.

That’s it, no frills today. Take care of yourselves.

Mills

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THE BIG ONE!

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Tuesday the 8th of April sees the Mighty Cannon host Real Madrid in the first leg of the quarter finals of the Champions League. Kick off at the Emirates is at 8.00pm Western European time.

Well, we are back on Last stand Hill again, and are set up for the biggest name-game this season. Our stuttering PL form (aside of a dubious penalty) showed up again against Everton. It seems more and more a season blighted by draws, injuries and missed opportunities in front of goal? 

Our old friend ‘Hope’ laughed to see such fun as Fulham beat Liverpool and every Arsenal fan had that strange thought: ” hang on, we still might do this…what if Liverpool lose all their games and the final game is like ’89?”…

Hope, it loves a trip up the garden path doesn’t it?

However this is a game that surely must whet the appetite of everyone at Arsenal as the Real superstars are rolled out at the Emirates? To me, its a brave person who can call this one, the permutations for any kind of potential result are possible. That’s makes it exciting and frightening too; we can do this, but we can also get a thrashing. Or we can go for a draw?

Back in the early 1960s my Grandfather went up to Highbury to watch the Gunners versus Real Madrid, a team with Puskas and lead by Di Stéfano. The first half ended 0-0. He said the jokers at half time were saying; “we’ve got this” “3-0 you’ll see”. 

Real came out and beat us 4-0. 

However, that was then and this be now, and its a great game to be involved in and why everyone wants to compete in the Champions League.

Statto HQ have given the Mighty Cannon a 40.2% chance of winning and Real have a 30.6% of  victory. 

Here’s to a great game and a victory for us.

Take care of yourselves.

Mills

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GOODBYE GOODISON

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Saturday 5th of April sees the Mighty Cannon take the long and winding road up to Merseyside for a lunch-time clash against 15th -placed Everton FC. Kick off at Goodison is at 12.30pm western European time.

Well, this is our final trip to Goodison, a stadium (mostly) built/shaped by our old and reoccurring chum, Archibald Leitch. After this season Everton will be relocating at their brand-spanking new Everton stadium (eighth largest in Britain) down at Bramley Dock on the riverside in Liverpool. It’s been pretty interesting to watch how its been constructed as an Everton fan with a drone has been giving us a peak into the workings of it all during the last four years.

Of course Goodison existed before the Leitch design and there were several uncovered as well as a covered stand. Celtic park was inaugurated on the same day as Goodison although the site itself was grounded way back in 1892

By 1895 Goodison was being further developed, with various architects involved and our Mr Leitch turns up to add his touch sometime during 1909, and from then on all sorts of new stands were built using special types of trusses that now only exist at Goodison, Ibrox and Fratton Park. I wonder if some kind of museum might ask for when the demolition of Goodison occurs?

Goodison was bombed (like Highbury) during the second war but was easily renovated and floodlights were installed in 1957, followed by undersoil heating (like we also had a Highbury) in 1958. The Goodison road stand was partly demolished and renovated with some criticism in the early 70’s. Of course following the Taylor report after Hillsborough, the ground was renovated again to accommodate seating, and the Park end stand was demolished and rebuilt in the middle of the 1990s.

Goodison is oddly unique in that a church ( St Lukes) protrudes into the ground only yards from the corner flag and Everton don’t play matches on Sunday morning out of respect for those worshiping.

As a kid I quite liked Goodison, when the away fans were still behind the goal and not shoved in the corner so the cameras couldn’t see them as it seems now. The Merseyside derbies seemed quite a big deal and of course I always rooted for Everton. Goodison was also important as it often hosted the FAC semi-finals/semi-final replays in the days before the New Wembley began to play the semis, which in my opinion seemed to take away from the romance of ‘getting to Wembley’ as an Endstation. This last semi to played at Everton was back in 1985.

In 1894 they did host a FAC final and  FAC final replay in 1910. Later, many games in the 1966 world cup finals would be played at Goodison, including a semi and also many old home championship matches. Remember them ye of the long beard?

Everton have apparently staged more top flight matches than any other club, and have played there (with exception of for four seasons)

for one hundred and twenty-two seasons. It also held various military maneuvers pre-WW1 observed by the King George V and many rugby matches were played out as well a big- bout boxing (also as part of the Rocky film Creed) whilst also witnessing a baseball game between the White Sox and the Yankees.

Our first game at Everton was way back in 1905. All games inclusive its 225 played against Everton. So its roughly 112 games at Goodison. It amazing if you think back over those years and all those players, many forgotten except as treasured family photographs, players came into focus as you started to support and follow football and go out of focus as times and line-ups change.

Probably, altogether about 4,000 games have been played at that ground. From the first game against Bolton in 1892 to the last versus Southampton this coming May 2025. From Dixie Dean, to Andy King to Geoff Nulty to Adrian Heath and Peter Reid to Calvert-Lewin and Mr.Pickford. Adieu Goodison, thank you for all the memories!

Our chums at Statto HQ (at the time of writing) have given the Mighty Cannon a 55.6% chance of winning and the Toffees only 17.6%. So I hope we say a final goodbye to the grand old lady of Walton Park by giving Saka rest for the Real game and hitting them for five. 

Take of yourselves.

Mills

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EXPECTANCY AND FULHAM, IN APRIL.

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Tuesday the 1st of April will see the Mighty Cannon back in action playing the second of our two matches this season against Fulham FC of wild western London. Kick off at the Emirates is at 7.45 pm western European time.

Spring has sprung! Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, the droght of March hath perces to the roote and bathed every veyne in swich licóur of which vertú engendred is the flour etc. 

Yet the spring-weather lore of our time bears little resemblance to that of Chaucers day. March (where I am) came in like a lamb and went out like a lamb, I don’t expect any April showers as I haven’t seen any for ten years. That’s the way of things for good or bad; all things change…

Well, we’re back again after the longest international ‘break’ ever. When it started I was 24 and now I’m 55. Can you hear the Kinks in the background singing: “where did all the good times go”..?

Everyone seems to be back without injury, phew. But perhaps any relief on that front is with an eye on the looming Madrid game rather than this encounter with Fulham or the up-coming game against Everton? 

Mr. Saka looks like he will be returning, and the outlets I’ve been keeping a corner eye on, seem to think he will be the new messiah. How do you feel? I feel a bit sceptical about messiahs who are supposed to suddenly change the whole dynamic of the team and save everyone not just from sin but from poor play.

 Do you think this perspective creates too much expectancy and too much pressure? The Selector warned us about too much pressure back in 1980. Seriously though, its unnecessary, if a players been out for a while it doesn’t mean they are coming in better than before, Martins been struggling since his injury and hasn’t hit the form we were used to seeing, and once noticed the Queen of Hearts of mob rule seems to pop up and start shouting “off with his head!”, which, in my mind is way too extreme. But who cares for my bat-squeak of an opinion, loud voices rule the day, even if they are carried away and forgotten by tomorrow’s breeze.

Yet telling us all its raining when all you have to do is look out of the window and see for yourself is poor punditry to me. Whats more interesting is the suggestion of umbrellas, boots and raincoats and where some shelter is? Don’t get me wrong, Saka is a fabulous player and makes us much, much more exciting, but consciousness is a nightmare in football and being self aware messes up everything, and pressure of expectancy makes it even worse? But hopefully he will do the business and leave me with egg on my mush and a scolding for being too angsty.

It seems at his point in the season a cloud of melancholy floats in? Eleven games to go, the baseballs already started, the seasons winding down, sunshine is back again and we will all soon be overwhelmed by the competition of the transfer market.

What a long grind of a journey its often been this year, only because I feel we’ve been underachieving, however I still hope we can keep second, build on it and enjoy St. Totteringham’s day soon. And there’s always next season…

“shut up you Brooklyn bum”

The mighty Cannon has been given a 64% chance by Statto HQ of securing a victory, whilst Wolfie Smiths favourite team have been given a meagre 12%. So come on you Gunners, can we please have five or more.

Take care of yourselves, and power to the people!

Mills

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CHELSEA, MANGA & THE HAMSTER WHEEL OF FORTUNE

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Sunday the 16th March sees a visit to Ashburton Grove from our west London neighbours, Chelsea FC. Kick off is at 1.30pm, western European time.

Years ago an artist called Hokusai (pron: Hock-sigh) made lots of small interesting sketches, these were know as whimsical pictures, or translated into Japanese: ‘manga’. There’s much debate about the linage of manga though, some think it comes down through old Buddhist didactic anthropomorphic scrolls from the 12th Century, others from the influence of the magazine Punch in the later 19th century.  

Anyway, however the system evolved, contemporary manga publications are now banging out 13,000 editions a year. Manga covers all range of genres; nookie, romance, cooking, sports, fighting, and manga is for old or young and in-between and it has many different styles (including Gekiga which translates as dramatic pictures).

Manga is sometimes a collaborative effort split between artist and writer and even sometimes many assistants. In Japan Fine Art is less of a big deal than it is in the west with animé and manga being basically less elitist and really for everyone and there’s none of the shame that persists in the west of image and text being coupled together, although the French/Belgians are pretty accepting of Bande dessinée (translates: drawn strips) as they name it with their own particular invention, Ligne Claire (clear line), for examples of which, see Joost Swaarte.

Western art has been controlled for a long time by theory and theory is only just starting to seep in manga now, but you can imagine, publisher restriction aside, that artists (mangaka) are often more libertine in that which they can explore and create.

Fine art looks uncomfortably over its shoulder at manga, knowing its technically more advanced and is more and more challenging its intellectual hegemony too, but its bouncers are still keep it out, but for how long? Already some blue-chip galleries are allowing artists who blend the two (Perrotin)…with interesting results, see the video animation ‘rebirth of the world’ by Chiho Aoshima.

Yet the life of a mangaka isn’t easy, long hours, hard work and anti big-wad at the end of it. Of course it has its stars and an underground just like any other system. But we humans are hungry consumers like never before, hence 13,000 manga publications a year, all jostling for attention and its a tough thing to deal with. Which is no different from our beloved football, for which we are so hungry and want to watch it like never before, eager to listen and absorb all aspects of the game. Will Newcastle re-vamp their new stadium plans in the light of the new stadium proposals in Manchester? As the great oracle ‘mystic Mills’ (translates: the tool) predicted in midweek, talk of the expansion of the Emirates was revived. I’m sure all sorts of news like this will come pouring out over the international break…115 looming too…

Its amazing how stadiums have changed, accommodating a different populous, often without regard for them. Was that our old pal Archibald Leitch’s fault, he seems to have designed a incredible number of stadiums, now being razed to the ground and replaced with state of the art structures? 

With the visit of Chelsea, it makes me think how the old Stamford Bridge looked. Its original massive earth-work diggings like a remnant from some early pre-historical forgotten ambition, the crowd far away from the pitch due to the old track on the outside. Of course there was the infamous Shed but that other oddball stand that was built in the 30s (the North Stand) and looked like it was always going to topple over and cause great injury was an eccentric addition to the mostly open-plan of SB?

But the Chelsea of the old Stamford Bridge is far away from todays outfit, long gone is the world of Alan Hudson and the workman’s ballet.This is Billionaire owned football played by millionaires. Ok, Chelsea are not what they were under the heavy financial doping years but are still a tough team on their day and full of pride when it comes to playing the Arsenal.

Currently resting in fourth, I can’t see this lot lying down and thinking of enabling a victory-through-harmony for the Guns. Yet they boast a team packed full of talent and I’m sure will be challenging with more intensity next season. Next season, despite all, it already feels like the collective Arsenal eyes are on next year? This February and March has felt like being trapped on a hamsters wheel, and I wondered if you felt the same toward the Arsenal this season: an endless ride on the hamster-wheel of fortune of almost achieving? Could be worse, we could be mid-table or snaffling around the old Hades end of the table like other clubs. No thanks.

I phoned up statto HQ and they’ve quoted me the stats and the Mighty Cannon has been given us a 52.7% chance of winning, and Chelsea, 21.8%. So statto thinks we have a spring in our step. May the stars be with you too statto.

Well that’s it, time to catch up on our hobbies during the international break. Take care. COYG!

Mills

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THE GUNS OF LAST STAND HILL Pt 2

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Wednesday the 12th of March will see the Mighty Cannon in action in the return leg of the CL last 16 and that  means a visit from PSV Eindhoven. Kick off at the Emirates is at 8.00pm western European time.

Well, after another blooming draw, this time against lowly Man Utd, we now face up to PSV for part 2 of our last realistic stand in any competition this season. 

I did like Mr Rice’s last-second tackle, and those top saves by Mr.Raya in the game at Old Trafford but drawing sometimes feels like a loss? I think we all hoped for more and to a degree expected more, tbh when we made it 1-1 I felt like we would push on and do it, but they seemed to up their game a bit, while we cooled off slightly, and of course, both teams had chances to finish the game off at the end. 

What do you think of the B.Wilson Smile-era-tent-stadium design that MU have swung out to the public? I wonder if it will mean we push forward with expanding the Emirates, which has been talked about earlier this season?

Of course this game against Eindhoven is /should be a dead rubber, however in my jellyfish-emotional world, I’ve already imagined various scenarios, and the worst is us losing 4-0 at HT and then they push on to the victory. The humiliation would be massive, and it would mean a life-time of shaming. Thanks mind for conjuring up that one! Yet how can it be, that we sit 2nd in the League, and I can still be brewing up such nightmares? Begone ye night- phantoms of fear! Begone Schrödinger-Marley-chains-Arsenal and grab us a nice! victory as we go onto play Chelsea…

Statto HQ, however wishes to sooth my nerves, and they give the Gun a 68.4% chances of winning and PSV 12.5%.

I’m sure we will see starts for Tierney, Jorginho, Kiwior and maybe White. Sterling, Martinelli and Timber! will miss a game if they get any more yellow cards, (three yellows and its a one game ban, but these aren’t wiped until the semis so this is another cloud that’s hanging over us, grrr!) so maybe cautious Arteta might be cautious with them? Not sure what I would do, and that’s why I’m a chimp writing this Crêpe and not the Arsenal manager. Phew!  But its a oddball game to play, due to the result of the first leg, so how do you play it? I’d be interested in your thoughts…

Well, that’s it for now. Take care of yourselves. COYG!

Mills