pedantic George @arseblagger

AND LEICESTER?

Hello! How are you? On Saturday 28th of September at 3.00 pm (western European time) we entertain at our shiny shed the infamous And Leicester from England’s Waist lands. I’ve been struggling with this fixture and I have no idea how to write about it .I want to apologise in advance, the only way I […]

THE  BOLTONIANS ARE COMING!

Arsenal FC v Bolton Wanderers Hello! How are you? Hope you’re doing well. On Wednesday September 25th at 19.45pm (western European time) sees the Wanderers of Bolton who reside in League 1, come a trotting down to our soft-southern climes and make a sortie at our shiny shed, as we play our first Carabao (League) […]

GUNS NORTHWARD HO!

Manchester City v Arsenal FC. Hello! How are you? I hope you’re doing well. Autumns speeding on, soon the leaves will be falling like something described in a 17th century haiku, floating down gently to cover up the sneaky dog-turds that apparently bless you with good luck should skid in one. Its at this time of […]

THE MEN FROM ATLANTIS!

Atalanta Bergamasca Calcio v Arsenal FC Hello! How are you, hope you are well? On Thursday, September 19th at 8.00pm (western European time) we haul our Mighty Cannon like old Hannibal over the Alps, down into Bella Italia and set up attacking positions at the Gewiss Stadium in Bergamo, Lombardy, Italy, Europe, the planet Earth, […]

Effective Arsenal.

Good morning all. That my fellow positives was, as they endlessly say, was a massive win. Humongous even. We went there short of two of our most important and consistent players, and came away with all 3 points. Marvelous. What more could we ask for? Well, funny you should ask that, because that question confuses […]

OF PRIDE AND PREDJUDICE?

Hello! I hope you’re doing well, that you’ve had your fill of the international week(s) and are ready for club football again? Sunday, September 15th (at 2.00pm western European time) sees the mighty Cannon hauled down the Seven Sisters road for the first of our two run-ins of the 2024/5 season with our best mates […]

LULLABYE OF INTER-LULL LAND

Hello! How are you? Well we’ve hit the first of our ‘international breaks’ and we are starting see the back of the dog days of August and head on into the season of mists and fruitful mellowness (or where I am, still fkn boiling and humid) I wondered how do you feel about our first […]

Don’t Swallow Red Rice.

Well hello everyone, what a kerfuffle eh? Let’s get right to it then, what a load of old officiating bollocks that was. Normally when I see a bad decision I get mad, then I get over it, but this one? Oh no, the more I see the incident the more my blood pressure rises. It […]

ARSENAL MODERNES VS BRIGHTON ROCKERS

Arsenal fc  v  Brighton and Hove Albion Hello! Hope you’ve had a good week. Saturday the 31st of August at 12.30 pm (western European time) sees the mighty Cannon host a lunch-time visit from south coasters Brighton and Hove Albion at our shiny shed for a good ol’ kick around and target practise. Being a […]

Arsenal Won.

Hello Positives. I have no idea how I can write a blog that makes that dull as dishwater game interesting. So excuse me if I rely on cliches to sound like an expert from a real blog. Well it was a game of two halves, the first being as dull as dishwater and the second […]