pedantic George @arseblagger

KAIRAT FROM KHAZAKHSTAN!

Hello and how are you? Wednesday 28th January sees Arsenal as hosts in our last game of the CL group stage against FC Kairat Almaty. KO is at 8.00pm local time. Expected weather is partly cloudy and temps at 4° (feels like 4°) and 1% chance of rain. I suppose after the bitter pill of the […]

United Revival? Well Let’s See!

Hello and how are you? Sunday the 25th of January sees the Mighty Cannon play host to Manchester United. KO at the Emirates is at 4.30pm local time. Expected weather is partly cloudy with temps at 7° ( feels like 1°) with 30% chance of rain. So suddenly United are being ( in some areas) touted […]

INTO INTER!

Hello and how are you? Tuesday the 20th of January sees the Mighty Cannon take a trip to Bella Italia and to Milano, to take on last year’s finalists, Inter Milan in the CL. KO at the San Siro is 9-00pm local time (8.00pm UK time). Expected weather partly cloudy, temps at 3° feels like […]

TRICKY TREES!

Hello and how are you? Saturday the 17th of January sees the Mighty Cannon make a trip waist-lands of England and take on Nottingham Forest in our next PL game. KO is a 5.30pm local time. Expected weather is; partly cloudy with temperature at 7° (feels like 6°) and with 1% chance of rain. So, here […]

SEMI-FINAL PART 1!

Hello and how are you? Wednesday the 14th of January sees the Mighty Cannon take a short trip over to Stamford Bridge for the first leg of our clash against Chelsea FC. KO is at 8-00pm local time. Expected weather is with partly cloudy with 41% chance of rain, and temperatures of 9° (feels like […]

OF POMPEY AND CIRCUMSTANCE!

Hello and how are you. The 11th of January will see the Mighty Cannon make another trip down to the south coast this time to Hampshire as they take on Portsmouth at Fratton Park in the 3rd rd. of the FAC. Kick off is at local time, and expected weather is cloudy with temps of °8 ( […]

ANOTHER BIG ONE!

Hello and how you? Thursday the 7th of January sees the Mighty Cannon host Merseysiders Liverpool FC. KO at the Emirates is at 8.00pm UK time, expected weather is partly cloudy, with temps at 6° (feels like -3 °). So here we go, a chance to avenge the painful defeat on Merseyside earlier in the season. […]

GO SOUTH, YOUNG MEN!

Hello and how are you? The 3rd of January 2026 sees the Mighty Cannon make a visit to the south coast of England to do battle with Bournemouth AFC at the Vitality stadium. KO is at 5.30pm (UK time) and expected weather is partly cloudy with temps of 1° ( feels like -6° ). So, the […]

Villa Pt. 2

Hello and how are you? Tuesday the 30th of December sees the Mighty Cannon play out its last game for 2025, this time against title- contenders Aston Villa. KO at the Emirates is at 8.15pm. Expected weather is partly cloudy and the temperature is 4°(feels like 1°). So the Arsenal go into this game having […]

THE RETURN OF THE CANNON!

Hello and how are? Having traversed the multiverses of Yuletide gluttony, Saturday the 27th of December sees the Mighty Cannon swing back in Premier League action, this time against Brighton & Hove Albion at Ashburton Grove. KO is at 3.00pm UK time. Expected weather is cloudy with temps at 8° (feels like 1°) and 0% […]