pedantic George @arseblagger

LULLABYE OF INTER-LULL LAND

Hello! How are you? Well we’ve hit the first of our ‘international breaks’ and we are starting see the back of the dog days of August and head on into the season of mists and fruitful mellowness (or where I am, still fkn boiling and humid) I wondered how do you feel about our first […]

Don’t Swallow Red Rice.

Well hello everyone, what a kerfuffle eh? Let’s get right to it then, what a load of old officiating bollocks that was. Normally when I see a bad decision I get mad, then I get over it, but this one? Oh no, the more I see the incident the more my blood pressure rises. It […]

ARSENAL MODERNES VS BRIGHTON ROCKERS

Arsenal fc  v  Brighton and Hove Albion Hello! Hope you’ve had a good week. Saturday the 31st of August at 12.30 pm (western European time) sees the mighty Cannon host a lunch-time visit from south coasters Brighton and Hove Albion at our shiny shed for a good ol’ kick around and target practise. Being a […]

Arsenal Won.

Hello Positives. I have no idea how I can write a blog that makes that dull as dishwater game interesting. So excuse me if I rely on cliches to sound like an expert from a real blog. Well it was a game of two halves, the first being as dull as dishwater and the second […]

HEROES VERSUS VILLAINS

Aston Villa v Arsenal FC Hello! I hope you’re doing well and that you’ve had a good week? The opening day of our ninety-ninth consecutive top-flight campaign seemed decent enough, but you can imagine that both the Arsenal and Wolves when they meet again later in the season will be much tighter, sharper and less […]

Efficient Arsenal.

Good morning to all that remains of you in our little community. I find these reviews very challenging on many levels. By the time you come to read them, you have seen the game, read other blogs that published within minutes of the final whistle, watched vlogs and YouTube analysis and likely watched Match of […]

It’s Almost Dawn

Hello! And on the off chance you sometimes still look in here…as you know the seasons back again! And if you start a blog like that no wonder the blog o’ sphere is more blocked than Old Toilet itself.  Being the start of the season its expected that I run through the signings and speculate […]

Season Review And Future Hopes.

In this podcast both Shotta and Blackburn George acknowledge this was a brilliant season for Arsenal. Taking Manchester City down to the wire, on the very last day of the season, wan an outstanding achievement. Arsenal can only blame itself for losing its lead during the final weeks when it dropped crucial points to Aston […]

Arsenal Beat Mundane United.

In their review of Arsenal away to Manchester United, Shotta and Blackburn George conclude that while the Gunners were conservative in their approach they were excellent defensively as they as they comfortably edged a poor United team. They were able to secure the three points necessary to keep their slim title hopes alive. Special kudos […]

Arsenal Are Saving The PL.

In the opinion of both Shotta and Blackburn George Arsenal performed splendidly to defeat Bournemouth and this is a very positive sign if the club is to stand any chance of holding off Manchester City in the final two weeks of the Premier League season. They share the bookmakers calculation that Manchester City are favourites […]